you're getting on my nerves... i'm evil i know.
let it vanish.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Pope Vs Ah Peh
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that
all the Chinese had to leave Italy. Naturally there
was a big uproar from the Chinese community.
So the Pope made a deal. He would have a
religious debate with a member of the Chinese
community. If the Chinese win, they could stay. If
the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave.
The Chinese realized that they had no other
choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named
Ah Peh to represent them.
Ah Peh asked for one condition to be added to
the debate. "To make it more interesting", he
said, "neither side would be allowed to talk".
The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate
came. Ah Peh and the Pope sat opposite each
other for a full minute.
Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three
fingers. Ah Peh looked back at him and raised one
finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle
around his head. Ah Peh pointed to the ground at
where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah
Peh pull out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man
is too good. The Chinese can stay."
An hour later, the cardinals were all around The
Pope asking him what happened?. The Pope
said, "first I held up three fingers to represent
the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one
finger to remind me that there was still one God
common to both our religions."
"Then I waved my finger around me to show him
that God was all around us." He responded by
pointing to the ground and showing that God was
also right here with us."
"I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God
absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind
us of the original sin. He had an answer for
everything.
What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded
around Ah Peh. "What happened?" they asked.
Well," said Ah Peh, "First he indicated to me
that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I
replied to him f*@k off and not one of us was
leaving." "Then he pointed that this whole city
would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we
are staying right here." "Yes, and then???" asked
the crowd. "I don't know", said Ah Peh, "He took
out his lunch, and I took out mine!!!"
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that
all the Chinese had to leave Italy. Naturally there
was a big uproar from the Chinese community.
So the Pope made a deal. He would have a
religious debate with a member of the Chinese
community. If the Chinese win, they could stay. If
the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave.
The Chinese realized that they had no other
choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named
Ah Peh to represent them.
Ah Peh asked for one condition to be added to
the debate. "To make it more interesting", he
said, "neither side would be allowed to talk".
The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate
came. Ah Peh and the Pope sat opposite each
other for a full minute.
Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three
fingers. Ah Peh looked back at him and raised one
finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle
around his head. Ah Peh pointed to the ground at
where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah
Peh pull out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man
is too good. The Chinese can stay."
An hour later, the cardinals were all around The
Pope asking him what happened?. The Pope
said, "first I held up three fingers to represent
the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one
finger to remind me that there was still one God
common to both our religions."
"Then I waved my finger around me to show him
that God was all around us." He responded by
pointing to the ground and showing that God was
also right here with us."
"I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God
absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind
us of the original sin. He had an answer for
everything.
What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded
around Ah Peh. "What happened?" they asked.
Well," said Ah Peh, "First he indicated to me
that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I
replied to him f*@k off and not one of us was
leaving." "Then he pointed that this whole city
would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we
are staying right here." "Yes, and then???" asked
the crowd. "I don't know", said Ah Peh, "He took
out his lunch, and I took out mine!!!"
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Qian Bian Chinese Jokes
Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei
Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao
Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer. Who was it?
A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao
Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai
Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first??
A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian
Q6) What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes?
A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
ii.Taking colour photo
Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor?
A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
A8) The one without the rubber
Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?
A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
A10) "Lux" Super Rich
Q11) What did Batman say when he fell down?
A11) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)
Q12) 'Baby no teeth'. Guess a chinese idiom
A(11) Pei Bi Wu Chi
Q(13) Who is the fastest man in the world?
A(13) 'Chao Chao' cos suo chao chao, chao chao dao
Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei
Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao
Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer. Who was it?
A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao
Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai
Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first??
A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian
Q6) What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes?
A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
ii.Taking colour photo
Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor?
A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
A8) The one without the rubber
Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?
A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
A10) "Lux" Super Rich
Q11) What did Batman say when he fell down?
A11) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)
Q12) 'Baby no teeth'. Guess a chinese idiom
A(11) Pei Bi Wu Chi
Q(13) Who is the fastest man in the world?
A(13) 'Chao Chao' cos suo chao chao, chao chao dao
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
A McDonald's Love Story...
A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening.
They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating
there that night.
Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the
admirers were thinking:
"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for
60 years or more!"
The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no
hesitation and then paid for their meal.
The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of
the tray.
There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.
The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in
half.
He placed one half in front of his wife.
Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles
and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to
eat his few bites.
Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They
were used to sharing everything."
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing.
She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of
the drink.
A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.
The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.
As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a
napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.
After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady,
"Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.
What is it that you are waiting for?"
She answered,
"THE TEETH"
A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening.
They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating
there that night.
Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the
admirers were thinking:
"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for
60 years or more!"
The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no
hesitation and then paid for their meal.
The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of
the tray.
There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.
The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in
half.
He placed one half in front of his wife.
Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles
and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to
eat his few bites.
Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They
were used to sharing everything."
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing.
She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of
the drink.
A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.
The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.
As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a
napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.
After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady,
"Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.
What is it that you are waiting for?"
She answered,
"THE TEETH"
her reply:
we agree wat i told you TUE i'm @ oark mall wat. jsut like we agreed to meet
@ NG MO KIO END UPP. WHO DID NOT APPEARED?
WHO DELIBERATELY DENID THE FACT THAT HER FRIEND IS COMING INSTEAD OF HER~
YOU ALWAYS BACK OFF YOUR WORDS
THEN NOW YOU ARE POINTING FINGERS @ ME
RIDICULOUS
YOU ARE THE ONE THAT DID NOT HONOURED YOUR WORDS. I SAID ANG MO KIO MRT OR
EUNOS MRT.. BUT U TOLD ME LAST MIN DID U REALISE AND YOU ARE STILL SPOUTING
NONSENSICAL WORDS. STILL FEELING SORE ABOUT THE WHOLE THING CHILDISH.
I HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR FARE IF YOU GO OUT OF THE MRT STATION I TRAVELLED TO
MEET YOUR FREN ON SUNDAY. DID I ASKED YOU TO PAY FOR THE TRANSPORT! SO I
THINK YOU SHOULD PAY FOR MY TRANSPORT TO PASS YUR FRIEND THE NECKLACE. COZ
IT'S WASTING MY TIME. WASTING MY MONEY!!! THE WHOLE IDEA IS TP POST TO U BUT
YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO TRANSFER WAT WAT CAN I SAID YOU DELIBERATELY WANNA ME
TO SPEND MORE. CRAZY STILL WANNA ARGUR ON SUN STUFF. CHILDISH!!!
actual letter of what i have sent in response to her reply:
can i ask if your purpose of meeting up is to meet me or to pass your item? because on tuesady, apparently, you passed your item AS PER AGREED. this is not a matchmaking session, i do not have to meet you personallly as long as the item still falls in my hands on the same time and at the same place and i have still fixed your item by the same time and date.
regarding transport fees, do you wanna guess how much my friend spent traveling to meet you then? he exited at marsiling because i thought you were not gonna meet up already and had to re-enter to travel to ang mo kio againh. and that amounts to more than your single trip. i'm not arguing over the transport fees on sunday because both of us have paid our prices. you know why there's no charges for meet ups? it's because both parties have provided consideration - we're both paying for our trips, that is why it is unreasonable to claim. and that is why i'm stopping at dhoby ghaut for you and NOT exiting.
i think it is you who feels sore about the whole thing if you're still dwelling about sunday's matter because that is now irrelevant. what i'm trying to negotiate is this meet up instead. i am not pinpoint any matters yet, i'm just telling you how i feel as a seller. i'm trying to negotiate this patiently, but take a look at your reply - all in capital and screaming that i'm a childish and sore seller - do i do that to you? no! i'm trying to reason here. please give a moment's thoughts before you hurl abuse at me. i guess this means we won't be meeting today. if you're still keen do sms me by 2pm.
what i really want to send in response:
please go to hell. (**insert all the foul words in existence here**)
we agree wat i told you TUE i'm @ oark mall wat. jsut like we agreed to meet
@ NG MO KIO END UPP. WHO DID NOT APPEARED?
WHO DELIBERATELY DENID THE FACT THAT HER FRIEND IS COMING INSTEAD OF HER~
YOU ALWAYS BACK OFF YOUR WORDS
THEN NOW YOU ARE POINTING FINGERS @ ME
RIDICULOUS
YOU ARE THE ONE THAT DID NOT HONOURED YOUR WORDS. I SAID ANG MO KIO MRT OR
EUNOS MRT.. BUT U TOLD ME LAST MIN DID U REALISE AND YOU ARE STILL SPOUTING
NONSENSICAL WORDS. STILL FEELING SORE ABOUT THE WHOLE THING CHILDISH.
I HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR FARE IF YOU GO OUT OF THE MRT STATION I TRAVELLED TO
MEET YOUR FREN ON SUNDAY. DID I ASKED YOU TO PAY FOR THE TRANSPORT! SO I
THINK YOU SHOULD PAY FOR MY TRANSPORT TO PASS YUR FRIEND THE NECKLACE. COZ
IT'S WASTING MY TIME. WASTING MY MONEY!!! THE WHOLE IDEA IS TP POST TO U BUT
YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO TRANSFER WAT WAT CAN I SAID YOU DELIBERATELY WANNA ME
TO SPEND MORE. CRAZY STILL WANNA ARGUR ON SUN STUFF. CHILDISH!!!
actual letter of what i have sent in response to her reply:
can i ask if your purpose of meeting up is to meet me or to pass your item? because on tuesady, apparently, you passed your item AS PER AGREED. this is not a matchmaking session, i do not have to meet you personallly as long as the item still falls in my hands on the same time and at the same place and i have still fixed your item by the same time and date.
regarding transport fees, do you wanna guess how much my friend spent traveling to meet you then? he exited at marsiling because i thought you were not gonna meet up already and had to re-enter to travel to ang mo kio againh. and that amounts to more than your single trip. i'm not arguing over the transport fees on sunday because both of us have paid our prices. you know why there's no charges for meet ups? it's because both parties have provided consideration - we're both paying for our trips, that is why it is unreasonable to claim. and that is why i'm stopping at dhoby ghaut for you and NOT exiting.
i think it is you who feels sore about the whole thing if you're still dwelling about sunday's matter because that is now irrelevant. what i'm trying to negotiate is this meet up instead. i am not pinpoint any matters yet, i'm just telling you how i feel as a seller. i'm trying to negotiate this patiently, but take a look at your reply - all in capital and screaming that i'm a childish and sore seller - do i do that to you? no! i'm trying to reason here. please give a moment's thoughts before you hurl abuse at me. i guess this means we won't be meeting today. if you're still keen do sms me by 2pm.
what i really want to send in response:
please go to hell. (**insert all the foul words in existence here**)
Monday, November 21, 2005
"if you don't get your hopes up, you can take anything... you feel less pain."
i don't admire my squall for nothing.
i remember when i took home my history paper with a failed grade. that was my prelim. and i remember crying to my mom because i only had 1 elective, and failure meant getting retained. i didn't think that i would fail it.
it's just that i don't think i want that to be repeated again.
i'm not as carefree as you think i am.
maybe that's why i'm such a spineless, goaless worm digging the depths aimlessly.
i don't admire my squall for nothing.
i remember when i took home my history paper with a failed grade. that was my prelim. and i remember crying to my mom because i only had 1 elective, and failure meant getting retained. i didn't think that i would fail it.
it's just that i don't think i want that to be repeated again.
i'm not as carefree as you think i am.
maybe that's why i'm such a spineless, goaless worm digging the depths aimlessly.
Friday, November 11, 2005
UN Survey
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked
was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure,
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,
In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked
was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure,
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,
In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
2 months since i last wrote.
not much to update anyway.
there's student discount of $1/ticket if you watch at jurong east theatre (not sure if it's for all the same types or only on weekends), watched oliver twist there and someone snored damn loudly in the theatres. sweet dreams.
why don't anyone believe that my accounting is just terribel even if i have proof. where's the help that i need so much?
it looks like it's raining soon. better take in the clothes.
no kendo today so i'll be home stoning all day.
not much to update anyway.
there's student discount of $1/ticket if you watch at jurong east theatre (not sure if it's for all the same types or only on weekends), watched oliver twist there and someone snored damn loudly in the theatres. sweet dreams.
why don't anyone believe that my accounting is just terribel even if i have proof. where's the help that i need so much?
it looks like it's raining soon. better take in the clothes.
no kendo today so i'll be home stoning all day.
Asian Kung-Fu Generation - Rewrite (from Full Metal Alchemist)
kishin da omoi o hakidashitai no wa
sonzai no shoumei ga ta ni nai kara
tsukan da hazu no boku no mirai wa
"songen" to "jiyuu" de nujun shiteru yo
yugan da zazou o keshi saritai no wa
jibun no genkai o soko ni miru kara
jiishiki kajou no boku no mado ni wa
kyonen no KARENDAA hidzuke ga nai yo
keshite RIRAITO shite
kudaranai chou gensou
wasurarenu sonzai kan o
kishikaisei
RIRAITO shite
imi no nai mousou mo
kimi o nasu dendouryoku
zenshin zenrei o kure yo
mebaete ta kanjou kitte kuyan de
shosen tada bonyou shitte naite
kusatta kokoro o
usugitanai uso o
keshite RIRAITO shite
kudaranai chou gensou
wasurarenu sonzai kan o
kishikaisei
RIRAITO shite
imi no nai mousou mo
kimi o nasu dendouryoku
zenshin zenrei o kure yo
Wanting to spit out the jarred thoughts is
Because there's no other proof of my existence
My future that I should've grabbed hold is
Conflicting between "dignity" and "freedom"
Wanting to erase the distorted afterimage is
Because I'll see my limit over there
In the window of the excessively self-conscious me
There are no dates in last year's calendar
Erase and rewrite
The pointless ultra-fantasy
Revive
The unforgettable sense of being
Rewrite
The meaningless imagination
The driving force that creates you
Give it your whole body and soul
After cutting my feelings that grew, I regret
After realizing that after all, I'm just a mediocrity, I cry
A depressed heart
A dirty lie
Erase and rewrite
The pointless ultra-fantasy
Revive
The unforgettable sense of being
Rewrite
The meaningless imagination
The driving force that creates you
Give it your whole body and soul
kishin da omoi o hakidashitai no wa
sonzai no shoumei ga ta ni nai kara
tsukan da hazu no boku no mirai wa
"songen" to "jiyuu" de nujun shiteru yo
yugan da zazou o keshi saritai no wa
jibun no genkai o soko ni miru kara
jiishiki kajou no boku no mado ni wa
kyonen no KARENDAA hidzuke ga nai yo
keshite RIRAITO shite
kudaranai chou gensou
wasurarenu sonzai kan o
kishikaisei
RIRAITO shite
imi no nai mousou mo
kimi o nasu dendouryoku
zenshin zenrei o kure yo
mebaete ta kanjou kitte kuyan de
shosen tada bonyou shitte naite
kusatta kokoro o
usugitanai uso o
keshite RIRAITO shite
kudaranai chou gensou
wasurarenu sonzai kan o
kishikaisei
RIRAITO shite
imi no nai mousou mo
kimi o nasu dendouryoku
zenshin zenrei o kure yo
Wanting to spit out the jarred thoughts is
Because there's no other proof of my existence
My future that I should've grabbed hold is
Conflicting between "dignity" and "freedom"
Wanting to erase the distorted afterimage is
Because I'll see my limit over there
In the window of the excessively self-conscious me
There are no dates in last year's calendar
Erase and rewrite
The pointless ultra-fantasy
Revive
The unforgettable sense of being
Rewrite
The meaningless imagination
The driving force that creates you
Give it your whole body and soul
After cutting my feelings that grew, I regret
After realizing that after all, I'm just a mediocrity, I cry
A depressed heart
A dirty lie
Erase and rewrite
The pointless ultra-fantasy
Revive
The unforgettable sense of being
Rewrite
The meaningless imagination
The driving force that creates you
Give it your whole body and soul
Monday, September 19, 2005
Gundam Seed - Akatsuki no Kuruma
Kazesasou kokage ni utsubusete naiteru
Mi mo shiranu watashi wo watashi ga miteita
Yuku hito no shirabe wo kanaderu GITAARA
Konu hito no nageki ni hoshi ha ochite
Yukanaide, donna ni sakende mo
ORENJI no hanabira shizuka ni yureru dake
Yawarakana hitai ni nokosareta
Te no hira no kioku haruka
Tokoshie no sayonara tsuma hiku
Yasashii te ni sugaru kodomo no kokoro wo
Moesakaru kuruma ha furiharai susumu
Yuku hito no nageki wo kanadete GITAARA
Mune no ito hageshiku kakinarashite
Aa kanashimi ni somaranai shirosa de
ORENJI no hanabira yureteta natsu no kage ni
Yawarakana hitai wo nakushite mo
Akaku someta suna haruka koete yuku
Sayonara no RIZUMU
Omoide wo yakitsukushite susumu daichi ni
Natsukashiku me fuite yuku mono ga aru no
Akatsuki no kuruma wo miokutte
ORENJI no hanabira yureteru ima mo dokoka
Itsuka mita yasurakana yoake wo
Mou ichido te ni suru made
Kesanaide tomoshibi
Kuruma ha mawaru yo
Shaded by the trees, calling out to the wind, I'm lying face-down crying
I saw a version of myself I didn't even recognize
On this guitar I'm playing the melody of someone who's passed on
A star falls in the grief of someone who'll never be seen again
Please don't go, no matter how much you scream,
all it will do is quietly stir these orange petals
Saved on my soft brow,
I send the memories in my palm far away
An eternal farewell as I keep strumming
The heart of a child clinging to a gentle hand
The blazing wheels cast it off and continue on
On this guitar I'm playing the grief of someone who's passed on
The strings in my heart being plucked at violently
In the pure white unstained by sorrow,
the orange petals stirred in a summer shadow
Even if my soft brow is lost,
I'll cross over the far off, red-stained sand
The rhythm of farewell
Branded into my memories, on the ever-turning earth,
there is something sprouting in remembrance
Sending off the dawn's carriage
Those orange petals are stirring somewhere even now
The peaceful daybreak I once saw
Until it is placed in my hands once more,
please don't let the light go out
The wheels are turning
Kazesasou kokage ni utsubusete naiteru
Mi mo shiranu watashi wo watashi ga miteita
Yuku hito no shirabe wo kanaderu GITAARA
Konu hito no nageki ni hoshi ha ochite
Yukanaide, donna ni sakende mo
ORENJI no hanabira shizuka ni yureru dake
Yawarakana hitai ni nokosareta
Te no hira no kioku haruka
Tokoshie no sayonara tsuma hiku
Yasashii te ni sugaru kodomo no kokoro wo
Moesakaru kuruma ha furiharai susumu
Yuku hito no nageki wo kanadete GITAARA
Mune no ito hageshiku kakinarashite
Aa kanashimi ni somaranai shirosa de
ORENJI no hanabira yureteta natsu no kage ni
Yawarakana hitai wo nakushite mo
Akaku someta suna haruka koete yuku
Sayonara no RIZUMU
Omoide wo yakitsukushite susumu daichi ni
Natsukashiku me fuite yuku mono ga aru no
Akatsuki no kuruma wo miokutte
ORENJI no hanabira yureteru ima mo dokoka
Itsuka mita yasurakana yoake wo
Mou ichido te ni suru made
Kesanaide tomoshibi
Kuruma ha mawaru yo
Shaded by the trees, calling out to the wind, I'm lying face-down crying
I saw a version of myself I didn't even recognize
On this guitar I'm playing the melody of someone who's passed on
A star falls in the grief of someone who'll never be seen again
Please don't go, no matter how much you scream,
all it will do is quietly stir these orange petals
Saved on my soft brow,
I send the memories in my palm far away
An eternal farewell as I keep strumming
The heart of a child clinging to a gentle hand
The blazing wheels cast it off and continue on
On this guitar I'm playing the grief of someone who's passed on
The strings in my heart being plucked at violently
In the pure white unstained by sorrow,
the orange petals stirred in a summer shadow
Even if my soft brow is lost,
I'll cross over the far off, red-stained sand
The rhythm of farewell
Branded into my memories, on the ever-turning earth,
there is something sprouting in remembrance
Sending off the dawn's carriage
Those orange petals are stirring somewhere even now
The peaceful daybreak I once saw
Until it is placed in my hands once more,
please don't let the light go out
The wheels are turning
Saturday, September 17, 2005
that was the worst presentations anyone could have given.
i was so totally unprepared for the barrage of questions, and my group members didn't help at all also. imagine admitting to the whole class that you didn't read up on the case. (well, i couldn't find any other ways to smoke through stuff that i'm not sure about right) go ahead and laugh. bluarghz. haiz. think i probably failed my individual parts. i hate business law.
oh well, hope i can still fall back on the report.
i was so totally unprepared for the barrage of questions, and my group members didn't help at all also. imagine admitting to the whole class that you didn't read up on the case. (well, i couldn't find any other ways to smoke through stuff that i'm not sure about right) go ahead and laugh. bluarghz. haiz. think i probably failed my individual parts. i hate business law.
oh well, hope i can still fall back on the report.
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
oh man... i can't believe i'm whiling my time away in lee kong chian library... i mean lee ka shing library. eeks. i've been looking forward to creative thinking classes after all the funny things i heard form my senior and now it's cancelled. it sucks double time too cos i have to waste about 7 hours of my time waiting for my dinner to start. (-_-`) oh well, at least i've experience of what i should do when i have so much time on hand with my laptop as the only source of entertainment. mail, sngapore auctions, hongkong auctions, taiwan auctions, several us brands websites, blog, msn, and yeah games. guess i'll be continuing kingdom hearts after this. heh. i think my dress sense is deteriorating. i'm totally clashing today. (-_-`) and damn! ... is being weird.
Friday, August 19, 2005
Law Enforcement Academy of Singapore (electrical)...
i'd like to pay a tribute to all my colleagues using the little time i have left before school starts.
to garry (my manager): the ultra rich guy who only ate a piece of so-called "premium" steak, 2 cuppucinos, 1 soup and 1 cup of ice-cream for his buffet. really can count them with my fingers. lots of money, a freak for cleanliness (there's always dust! no point wiping the shelves!!), a wise and sometimes silly even manager! he looks very cute when he laughs cos it's so kiddy, and his serious face doesn't always look all that serious to me. i will never forget the day i photostated 5 entire files for you, all the catalogues and such, and in the end the format was wrong (-_-`). hmmm. and stop telling me you got a lot of 'd's for your results (and d=distinction). *going crazy*
to hendrie (ex-assistant manager, now really manager since garry's gone): i really appreciate you trying to give me a full month's salary when i only worked for half a month and took so many leaves!! (oops i've just announced his good intentions) the funniest thing i remembered was that you told the tailor that your stomach has only gotten bigger since his last visit. and you're just about the only person who ever said thank you when i helped you do something, and commented the clothes i was surfing on the auctions are rather nice (i'm guilty as charged). and you practically bounced around when you got the internet up and and running, the look of triumph!!
to han (very senior engineer, soon-to-be-manager): i can'[t stand your alcohol breath and smokes!! (always kena niao-ed by me for smoking while door is opened) a very tall and stout guy who laughs like a kid (d'ya realise all my colleagues are very kiddy...) for a man like himself. likes to tease hazel and order her around, while being ordered by garry around. went shopping with garry and bought an apple notebook on impulse. only websites he surf is hardwarezone to look for new and more powerful handphones (changed about 5times in a week once - i had the shock of my life). loves his wife and bought her a 3g phone to see her while talking to her (hmmm but your own handphone's not 3g le...).
to richard (senior engineer): i know you're gonna get married and don't have money to treat us, as you have been oweing shirleen and everyone treats since don't know how many years ago. the name richard always reminds me of a doctor's name, and you look like you should have been one! hope you enjoy playing (and selling) all the games you leeched from me, and happy auctioning your phones + creating lots of ids to boost your own rating *hurhurhur* the only job you ever gave was handing up daily reports, and it was so funny seeing you with your 'bird nest' hair in various styles shouting at everyone to hand up their daily report ("ALBERT, WHERE'S YOUR DAILY REPORT!?!"), and scolding the banglas!! oh and he's the only one who drives a car to work.
to edy (just promoted engineer): what is it with you and my dates, and being too humble?? this guy wears specs and has 1dimple, so ideal for me but is attached (hoho just kidding alright don't get too high). too afraid to let everyone know the buffet he treated us yesterday costs almost $300++ (maybe more). a guy too generous and always speak in his soft indonesian drawl. he can take 1minute to think of what he's gonna say next ("ni de na ke... ah... errr... *scratches head* -5minutes past - aiyah...") i'm glad your sms has gotten a big longer than 2letters per sms since december ("i c."). a patient and mr. nice guy. lucky girlfriend! haha.
to jack (freshie engineer): a guy who loves jay chou and claims he looks like tidus. sloppy in appearance, he's always full of confidence and likes to chui niu ("wo tai you qian le"). the typical ah-beng sprinkled around singapore. haha. and i like your small little car which you used to drive me home with, i'll miss that one much. (he smses ,like this .no idea why .) remember when you tried to meet up for your monitor and we got lost while on the way home... *diaong* and when you reached marsiling only to realise the $355 zodiac package is a cheaterbug store! and you kept bargaining with me over my compaq laptop, and ended up configuring a desktop yourself. one horrible guy!! another thing i'll never understand about him is why he's only about as tall as me when he's a basketball player. hoho ;p
to albert (very busy engineer): bird bird!! he's the clown of our team!! and mr. bottomless pit also. he was serving everyone at the buffet yesterday with "self-made" rojak and duck noodles. i only just discovered he likes fishing. albert really looks like my grandmother, and he has 2dimples! what a cute uncle. although he's 40+, he acts like a little kid with all his lame jokes and antics. the only thing he'd lament about me leaving is... "who'll help me do material orders?!" trying to pick up computer skills by typing but always give up in the end and look for me. albert has learnt to be punctual and i always kena niao-ed for being 5-10mins late (cos i'm the second to reach office after him so he doesn't bother with the rest later). a take-charge person seen scurrying around during our shifting of office! albert owns a highly transportable lorry. hoho.
to yip (quiet engineer): yip always buy treats for us, curry puffs and what-nots. a very very quiet and shy guy who's in his forties and almost died of embarrassment when i first came in and called him 'uncle yip'. he's so quiet that sometimes when he sits beside me during my bus trips, i only realised his presence when we got off the same station! (too absorbed in my zodiac) always the "new guy" around cos he was transferred to another department and came back again, and re-introduced himself as 'new-bird' (to niao albert). i'm always shocked when he shouts at his workers though! i'm looking forward to the treat you're giving this wednesday! (although many are doubting whether you'll really be treating haha)
to bong ("starters (status)" draftsman): a down-to-earth and quiet guy who sits in the corner (in the centre now) peacefully doing his drafting. only recently he began to ask me to do some stuff for him and i had a haaaard time understanding his indonesian accent, what with pronouncing status as starters, and level as labour. even hendrie teased him about it! poor guy. a hardworking and grandfatherly like uncle. i think i always get frustrated when you tried to tell me something and i don't understand, and i need my aunt to translate english to me!! aiyoh... bong, ya gotta work harder on speaking to everyone. ;p
to hazel (only female engineer): only got to know you better near the end. i still can't forget how you dirtied your butt when you fell yesterday! everyone was rolling on the floor laughing about it. hope you won't have too much trouble taking over my admin stuff cos i heard you absolutely hated admin works, and now as the only female around, they'd assume you'd take over my job. hee. i infected her with my auctions fever also! i think everyone who's ever been an admin at LEAS electrical will definitely learn to yahoo auctions... (shirleen taught me and i taught mandy, now hazel also). and you will get used to everyone calling you "hei se" (black colour). hoho.
and that's all... hope i haven't missed out anyone... love you all and i will miss everyone once LEAS project ends. cos everyone will be separated le...
i'd like to pay a tribute to all my colleagues using the little time i have left before school starts.
to garry (my manager): the ultra rich guy who only ate a piece of so-called "premium" steak, 2 cuppucinos, 1 soup and 1 cup of ice-cream for his buffet. really can count them with my fingers. lots of money, a freak for cleanliness (there's always dust! no point wiping the shelves!!), a wise and sometimes silly even manager! he looks very cute when he laughs cos it's so kiddy, and his serious face doesn't always look all that serious to me. i will never forget the day i photostated 5 entire files for you, all the catalogues and such, and in the end the format was wrong (-_-`). hmmm. and stop telling me you got a lot of 'd's for your results (and d=distinction). *going crazy*
to hendrie (ex-assistant manager, now really manager since garry's gone): i really appreciate you trying to give me a full month's salary when i only worked for half a month and took so many leaves!! (oops i've just announced his good intentions) the funniest thing i remembered was that you told the tailor that your stomach has only gotten bigger since his last visit. and you're just about the only person who ever said thank you when i helped you do something, and commented the clothes i was surfing on the auctions are rather nice (i'm guilty as charged). and you practically bounced around when you got the internet up and and running, the look of triumph!!
to han (very senior engineer, soon-to-be-manager): i can'[t stand your alcohol breath and smokes!! (always kena niao-ed by me for smoking while door is opened) a very tall and stout guy who laughs like a kid (d'ya realise all my colleagues are very kiddy...) for a man like himself. likes to tease hazel and order her around, while being ordered by garry around. went shopping with garry and bought an apple notebook on impulse. only websites he surf is hardwarezone to look for new and more powerful handphones (changed about 5times in a week once - i had the shock of my life). loves his wife and bought her a 3g phone to see her while talking to her (hmmm but your own handphone's not 3g le...).
to richard (senior engineer): i know you're gonna get married and don't have money to treat us, as you have been oweing shirleen and everyone treats since don't know how many years ago. the name richard always reminds me of a doctor's name, and you look like you should have been one! hope you enjoy playing (and selling) all the games you leeched from me, and happy auctioning your phones + creating lots of ids to boost your own rating *hurhurhur* the only job you ever gave was handing up daily reports, and it was so funny seeing you with your 'bird nest' hair in various styles shouting at everyone to hand up their daily report ("ALBERT, WHERE'S YOUR DAILY REPORT!?!"), and scolding the banglas!! oh and he's the only one who drives a car to work.
to edy (just promoted engineer): what is it with you and my dates, and being too humble?? this guy wears specs and has 1dimple, so ideal for me but is attached (hoho just kidding alright don't get too high). too afraid to let everyone know the buffet he treated us yesterday costs almost $300++ (maybe more). a guy too generous and always speak in his soft indonesian drawl. he can take 1minute to think of what he's gonna say next ("ni de na ke... ah... errr... *scratches head* -5minutes past - aiyah...") i'm glad your sms has gotten a big longer than 2letters per sms since december ("i c."). a patient and mr. nice guy. lucky girlfriend! haha.
to jack (freshie engineer): a guy who loves jay chou and claims he looks like tidus. sloppy in appearance, he's always full of confidence and likes to chui niu ("wo tai you qian le"). the typical ah-beng sprinkled around singapore. haha. and i like your small little car which you used to drive me home with, i'll miss that one much. (he smses ,like this .no idea why .) remember when you tried to meet up for your monitor and we got lost while on the way home... *diaong* and when you reached marsiling only to realise the $355 zodiac package is a cheaterbug store! and you kept bargaining with me over my compaq laptop, and ended up configuring a desktop yourself. one horrible guy!! another thing i'll never understand about him is why he's only about as tall as me when he's a basketball player. hoho ;p
to albert (very busy engineer): bird bird!! he's the clown of our team!! and mr. bottomless pit also. he was serving everyone at the buffet yesterday with "self-made" rojak and duck noodles. i only just discovered he likes fishing. albert really looks like my grandmother, and he has 2dimples! what a cute uncle. although he's 40+, he acts like a little kid with all his lame jokes and antics. the only thing he'd lament about me leaving is... "who'll help me do material orders?!" trying to pick up computer skills by typing but always give up in the end and look for me. albert has learnt to be punctual and i always kena niao-ed for being 5-10mins late (cos i'm the second to reach office after him so he doesn't bother with the rest later). a take-charge person seen scurrying around during our shifting of office! albert owns a highly transportable lorry. hoho.
to yip (quiet engineer): yip always buy treats for us, curry puffs and what-nots. a very very quiet and shy guy who's in his forties and almost died of embarrassment when i first came in and called him 'uncle yip'. he's so quiet that sometimes when he sits beside me during my bus trips, i only realised his presence when we got off the same station! (too absorbed in my zodiac) always the "new guy" around cos he was transferred to another department and came back again, and re-introduced himself as 'new-bird' (to niao albert). i'm always shocked when he shouts at his workers though! i'm looking forward to the treat you're giving this wednesday! (although many are doubting whether you'll really be treating haha)
to bong ("starters (status)" draftsman): a down-to-earth and quiet guy who sits in the corner (in the centre now) peacefully doing his drafting. only recently he began to ask me to do some stuff for him and i had a haaaard time understanding his indonesian accent, what with pronouncing status as starters, and level as labour. even hendrie teased him about it! poor guy. a hardworking and grandfatherly like uncle. i think i always get frustrated when you tried to tell me something and i don't understand, and i need my aunt to translate english to me!! aiyoh... bong, ya gotta work harder on speaking to everyone. ;p
to hazel (only female engineer): only got to know you better near the end. i still can't forget how you dirtied your butt when you fell yesterday! everyone was rolling on the floor laughing about it. hope you won't have too much trouble taking over my admin stuff cos i heard you absolutely hated admin works, and now as the only female around, they'd assume you'd take over my job. hee. i infected her with my auctions fever also! i think everyone who's ever been an admin at LEAS electrical will definitely learn to yahoo auctions... (shirleen taught me and i taught mandy, now hazel also). and you will get used to everyone calling you "hei se" (black colour). hoho.
and that's all... hope i haven't missed out anyone... love you all and i will miss everyone once LEAS project ends. cos everyone will be separated le...
Thursday, August 18, 2005
The Rat Mystery Files (v) - Tribute to Tweetz
it was really horrible...
i guess hunger overtook tweetz and he landed right in the trap, chewing happily away on the other half a loaf of the bun bread...
you know it has been a month tweetz came, but i haven't seen it once! how queer. and now it's caught but i couldn't even say goodbye, so no pictures posted. according to my mom, it was a rather lovely rat with brown skin and big shiny eyes. i suppose due to all the washing my mom did in the kitchen, it had free bath everyday.
the weirdest thing though, was that we had all given up on nabbing the tiny monster. mom placed the cage on top of a chair cos she needed to wash the floor, but didn't take it down. dad was smart enough to place another stool beside the chair so it could climb up the cage. and it did.
the horrible thing was dad threw tweetz along with the cage into the big canal outside our house. which means it must have been drowned when i reach home. at least it had a happy feast before it died i suppose.
maybe because i've been blogging about tweetz and laughing about all the silly antics it pulled which drove my mom crazy (it'll be different if i was the one driven crazy!), that i've sort of become attached to it eventhough i've never seen it physically before. and it doesn't help that mom complimented it on being a clean and pretty rat instead of those disgusting scurrying furballs along back alleys and rubbish dump.
we've sort of relaxed the security about covering our food and closing the doors at all times, but i guess we're used to it already!
(and regretfully, no more coackroach extermination displays by our friendly neighbourhoold tweetzie...)
it was really horrible...
i guess hunger overtook tweetz and he landed right in the trap, chewing happily away on the other half a loaf of the bun bread...
you know it has been a month tweetz came, but i haven't seen it once! how queer. and now it's caught but i couldn't even say goodbye, so no pictures posted. according to my mom, it was a rather lovely rat with brown skin and big shiny eyes. i suppose due to all the washing my mom did in the kitchen, it had free bath everyday.
the weirdest thing though, was that we had all given up on nabbing the tiny monster. mom placed the cage on top of a chair cos she needed to wash the floor, but didn't take it down. dad was smart enough to place another stool beside the chair so it could climb up the cage. and it did.
the horrible thing was dad threw tweetz along with the cage into the big canal outside our house. which means it must have been drowned when i reach home. at least it had a happy feast before it died i suppose.
maybe because i've been blogging about tweetz and laughing about all the silly antics it pulled which drove my mom crazy (it'll be different if i was the one driven crazy!), that i've sort of become attached to it eventhough i've never seen it physically before. and it doesn't help that mom complimented it on being a clean and pretty rat instead of those disgusting scurrying furballs along back alleys and rubbish dump.
we've sort of relaxed the security about covering our food and closing the doors at all times, but i guess we're used to it already!
(and regretfully, no more coackroach extermination displays by our friendly neighbourhoold tweetzie...)
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
i've been segregated from this world. no internet access, no reception, no fax or printer, totally nada.
and now i'm blogging again because everything's back!! whoo-hoo~ (except reception)
so dear friends if you find me uncontactable it's not because i've moved overseas or anything.
and dear me, smu underground places are gonna be exactly like this. i'm just experiencing it first. no reception. that sucks. ah well at least i can cut down on my sms rate.
and now i'm blogging again because everything's back!! whoo-hoo~ (except reception)
so dear friends if you find me uncontactable it's not because i've moved overseas or anything.
and dear me, smu underground places are gonna be exactly like this. i'm just experiencing it first. no reception. that sucks. ah well at least i can cut down on my sms rate.
The Rat Mystery Files (iv)
Tempt not, a desperate mouse�/em>
it has just been discovered, with great agony (and in my opinion a somewhat delightful knowledge), a cockroach disposed in its separate entities �legs, hands and organs askew in various parts around the refridgerator, with the ruthless murderer still on the loose and with trails unfound. The following night, the fearless rat left a large trail (did I say its trail was unfound?) of rubbish leading to its hideout, which is a little rectangular hole used for water drainage whenever my mom has to wash the floor. It appears that the tweetz (let� name the rat that way shall we) has decided to clean its newfound home by shoving the dirt we have swept in out of the way. With the help of my brother� intelligent plan, we decided to leave the trap right in its doorstep so that in its scurry it would dash into its own entrapment filled with wondrous pig� trotter, malt and fried squid (queer food for rats, I� say). I� have poked a really long saber deep into its new home, but my mother decided that a dead rat would stink and choke the place up, so we dropped the idea.
It was a peaceful day following the placing of our trap, but tweetz could probably survive on the leftover debris he had saved that was edible, hence he did not attempt to foolishly dash out for a pee. Somehow or rather, mom decided to shift the entrapment of food to the refridgerator again, to which I did not investigate the reason, but I suppose the rat must have slimmed down such that it was able to swerve rightwards / leftwards so as to avoid a head-to-head collision with the food trap, hence making its escape once again. Or rather, we discovered that we have not only one, but TWO drainage holes which is presumably linked, thus it could have actually went out for a walk via the other exit, rendering our trap useless since it was only facing one of the holes.
A hungry mouse is a flying mouse�/em>
And just a day ago, tweetz somehow managed to pull off a flying trick in the midst of our sleep. I suppose it has climbed to the edge of the cabinet� handle and performed a Dhalsim� body stretch to reach the bottom of the dangling bread in a plastic bag, then slid its fangs to punch through the double layered plastic, and used immense strength to haul itself and half a loaf of bread gracefully to the back of the refridgerator. That� only because we did not have enough bread for breakfast the next day and I was angst-ridden to know that the other half a loaf of my bun bread is in the food trap, and I was left with 4 slices of ham for breakfast and lunch. In the evening, there were discovered a slimy bunch of piles near the side of the fridge, which was discovered to be the other half of the loaf of bread, courtesy of my sister. And dad presumes it was just stocking up for the coming days when we are going to put our guard up to tighten the security of our food storage. How smart.
Will somebody call the pest control? Or are we gonna keep it to wipe the roach species. Is it a friend or foe??!!
Tempt not, a desperate mouse�/em>
it has just been discovered, with great agony (and in my opinion a somewhat delightful knowledge), a cockroach disposed in its separate entities �legs, hands and organs askew in various parts around the refridgerator, with the ruthless murderer still on the loose and with trails unfound. The following night, the fearless rat left a large trail (did I say its trail was unfound?) of rubbish leading to its hideout, which is a little rectangular hole used for water drainage whenever my mom has to wash the floor. It appears that the tweetz (let� name the rat that way shall we) has decided to clean its newfound home by shoving the dirt we have swept in out of the way. With the help of my brother� intelligent plan, we decided to leave the trap right in its doorstep so that in its scurry it would dash into its own entrapment filled with wondrous pig� trotter, malt and fried squid (queer food for rats, I� say). I� have poked a really long saber deep into its new home, but my mother decided that a dead rat would stink and choke the place up, so we dropped the idea.
It was a peaceful day following the placing of our trap, but tweetz could probably survive on the leftover debris he had saved that was edible, hence he did not attempt to foolishly dash out for a pee. Somehow or rather, mom decided to shift the entrapment of food to the refridgerator again, to which I did not investigate the reason, but I suppose the rat must have slimmed down such that it was able to swerve rightwards / leftwards so as to avoid a head-to-head collision with the food trap, hence making its escape once again. Or rather, we discovered that we have not only one, but TWO drainage holes which is presumably linked, thus it could have actually went out for a walk via the other exit, rendering our trap useless since it was only facing one of the holes.
A hungry mouse is a flying mouse�/em>
And just a day ago, tweetz somehow managed to pull off a flying trick in the midst of our sleep. I suppose it has climbed to the edge of the cabinet� handle and performed a Dhalsim� body stretch to reach the bottom of the dangling bread in a plastic bag, then slid its fangs to punch through the double layered plastic, and used immense strength to haul itself and half a loaf of bread gracefully to the back of the refridgerator. That� only because we did not have enough bread for breakfast the next day and I was angst-ridden to know that the other half a loaf of my bun bread is in the food trap, and I was left with 4 slices of ham for breakfast and lunch. In the evening, there were discovered a slimy bunch of piles near the side of the fridge, which was discovered to be the other half of the loaf of bread, courtesy of my sister. And dad presumes it was just stocking up for the coming days when we are going to put our guard up to tighten the security of our food storage. How smart.
Will somebody call the pest control? Or are we gonna keep it to wipe the roach species. Is it a friend or foe??!!
Monday, August 08, 2005
The Rat Mystery Files (iii)
measures taken to let rat escape:
1) stinky balls were strewn around so it would suffocate the rat (etc in the bathroom, behind refridgerators)
2) main doors opened in the day and evening so it can get out
3) trap cage shifted from near bathroom to near refridgerator, back and forth (i have no idea why actually, maybe it's cos my mom wants to clean the kitchen floor)
the rat's queer behaviour:
1) i think it mistook my sister's green school skirt, which is currently used as a "ma jiao bu" (meaning floor mats) as food, cos my mom found it bitten and stuck near our washing basin. points for guessing how it got stuck there.
2) mom accidentally sucked up its dropping in the living room and had a hard time cleaning the vacuum cleaner. according to victim, the dropping was still fresh (*yucks*)
minor mysteries solved:
1) the squeaky sounds from my study room is actually the ringing sound of my phone. (it's spoilt ma...) knowing that, i still jumped at the squeaks. i was shocked when there was the sound in the evening and my brother just picked up the phone when i was abou to tell him that's the rat noise (-_-`) felt kinda dumb. O_o`
2) mom says it's pretty smart so she guess that it's a male. since the suspected babies theory has been declared void as above, she may be correct. (well, i'm not about to go on about why female rats cannot be smart o_o`)
it's probably gonna be staying my house for a long time. maybe i'll just give it a name. jerry? or tweety. (i hate these 2 characters anyway. no pro-tweetys/jerrys campaign please!)
measures taken to let rat escape:
1) stinky balls were strewn around so it would suffocate the rat (etc in the bathroom, behind refridgerators)
2) main doors opened in the day and evening so it can get out
3) trap cage shifted from near bathroom to near refridgerator, back and forth (i have no idea why actually, maybe it's cos my mom wants to clean the kitchen floor)
the rat's queer behaviour:
1) i think it mistook my sister's green school skirt, which is currently used as a "ma jiao bu" (meaning floor mats) as food, cos my mom found it bitten and stuck near our washing basin. points for guessing how it got stuck there.
2) mom accidentally sucked up its dropping in the living room and had a hard time cleaning the vacuum cleaner. according to victim, the dropping was still fresh (*yucks*)
minor mysteries solved:
1) the squeaky sounds from my study room is actually the ringing sound of my phone. (it's spoilt ma...) knowing that, i still jumped at the squeaks. i was shocked when there was the sound in the evening and my brother just picked up the phone when i was abou to tell him that's the rat noise (-_-`) felt kinda dumb. O_o`
2) mom says it's pretty smart so she guess that it's a male. since the suspected babies theory has been declared void as above, she may be correct. (well, i'm not about to go on about why female rats cannot be smart o_o`)
it's probably gonna be staying my house for a long time. maybe i'll just give it a name. jerry? or tweety. (i hate these 2 characters anyway. no pro-tweetys/jerrys campaign please!)
Friday, August 05, 2005
The Rat Mystery Files (ii)
here's an update after being away from camp for so long...
last spotted before i went for camp: monday 1st august 2005. my sister's birthday! went to eat at xiao thai guo, the place with lots of cute waiters and cheap food. but i've digressed, so let's move on. anyway we were back in my house and the rat! it was in the cage trying to eat the malt powder (which was in a packet). we have decided to change the bread pieces to malt powder cos it was found that the rat tore open packets of instant malt poweder to chew on on top of our water flask (guess how it balanced there). BUT, my mom screamed at its bulky sight and since the cage was a little rusty, the defining piece of metal to lock on the cage did not fall down. gahhh so the rat pushed its big butt and scampered away.
repairs done: dad tried to polish and smoothen the metal piece so the cage would work. but alas, the rat did not fall for the same trick twice.
4th august 2005: my sis saw a tail peeping out from behind the fridge. guess it hiding place. (-_-`)
babies? i heard squeaks in my room again! security was tight and no rooms were left open except for the mere seconds while we entered the room. so i have duduced that there are probably babies around. checked the desk near my computer but no hints of them found. maybe it was only my imagination.
gone? mom cleaned the storage room and the floors. trails of ants were killed by boiling water near the dustbin area. wondered if there are crumbs the rat brought anywhere that lured the ants. or if its carcass is rotting, if it's dead, that is. she flooded the floors to clean but it's either the rat is so fat it can't be washed out by the flood attack or its not there anymore. ugh. where could it have gone to.
mom's deductions: there are less droppings already. the rat probably managed to slip into smaller nooks and crannies cos it's starving so much that it's thinner and has less stools now.
mom's horror: the rat sneaked into my mom's bag to eat the packets of biscuits inside! biscuits crusts and bits were all over in the bag. no droppings found though. haha.
next plan: set the trap up again and hope that its hunger oversomes its danger instincts, falling into our trap again.
here's an update after being away from camp for so long...
last spotted before i went for camp: monday 1st august 2005. my sister's birthday! went to eat at xiao thai guo, the place with lots of cute waiters and cheap food. but i've digressed, so let's move on. anyway we were back in my house and the rat! it was in the cage trying to eat the malt powder (which was in a packet). we have decided to change the bread pieces to malt powder cos it was found that the rat tore open packets of instant malt poweder to chew on on top of our water flask (guess how it balanced there). BUT, my mom screamed at its bulky sight and since the cage was a little rusty, the defining piece of metal to lock on the cage did not fall down. gahhh so the rat pushed its big butt and scampered away.
repairs done: dad tried to polish and smoothen the metal piece so the cage would work. but alas, the rat did not fall for the same trick twice.
4th august 2005: my sis saw a tail peeping out from behind the fridge. guess it hiding place. (-_-`)
babies? i heard squeaks in my room again! security was tight and no rooms were left open except for the mere seconds while we entered the room. so i have duduced that there are probably babies around. checked the desk near my computer but no hints of them found. maybe it was only my imagination.
gone? mom cleaned the storage room and the floors. trails of ants were killed by boiling water near the dustbin area. wondered if there are crumbs the rat brought anywhere that lured the ants. or if its carcass is rotting, if it's dead, that is. she flooded the floors to clean but it's either the rat is so fat it can't be washed out by the flood attack or its not there anymore. ugh. where could it have gone to.
mom's deductions: there are less droppings already. the rat probably managed to slip into smaller nooks and crannies cos it's starving so much that it's thinner and has less stools now.
mom's horror: the rat sneaked into my mom's bag to eat the packets of biscuits inside! biscuits crusts and bits were all over in the bag. no droppings found though. haha.
next plan: set the trap up again and hope that its hunger oversomes its danger instincts, falling into our trap again.
Monday, August 01, 2005
The Rat Mystery Files (i)
indication of first appearance made: around last week 24th july (can't remember), the first huge dropping which i mistook to be a dead bug near my wardrobe in the study room.
supporting witness: my brother claims that he saw a rat scooting around, but made no attempts to capture it (was going to school, so in a hurry)
so from then on, the droppings became an indication of the Rat's whereabouts...
subsequent sightings of droppings: near the computer table, behind the pushable cabinets (all in the study room)
on the 31st july: droppings found in the bathroom and near corridors between main bedroom and study room. squeaks heard in my study room while i was home alone!! O_o`
movement to capture rat: a trap with dangling pieces of gardenia's softmeal bread as bait
on the 1st august: awoke at around 1245am and found that the bathroom has fresh droppings and a pool of urine (-_-`) *yucks and ewww* in the same corner near the toilet bowl (well, at least it has etiquettes and peed in the bathroom instead of our study room). trap moved from near bathroom to front of kitchen.
i heard a squeak in the living room and dashed back into my bedroom (forgot to close my study room's door). guess the rat has scrambled back to its sleeping area. further soft squeaks heard while in my bedroom.
...to be continued...
indication of first appearance made: around last week 24th july (can't remember), the first huge dropping which i mistook to be a dead bug near my wardrobe in the study room.
supporting witness: my brother claims that he saw a rat scooting around, but made no attempts to capture it (was going to school, so in a hurry)
so from then on, the droppings became an indication of the Rat's whereabouts...
subsequent sightings of droppings: near the computer table, behind the pushable cabinets (all in the study room)
on the 31st july: droppings found in the bathroom and near corridors between main bedroom and study room. squeaks heard in my study room while i was home alone!! O_o`
movement to capture rat: a trap with dangling pieces of gardenia's softmeal bread as bait
on the 1st august: awoke at around 1245am and found that the bathroom has fresh droppings and a pool of urine (-_-`) *yucks and ewww* in the same corner near the toilet bowl (well, at least it has etiquettes and peed in the bathroom instead of our study room). trap moved from near bathroom to front of kitchen.
i heard a squeak in the living room and dashed back into my bedroom (forgot to close my study room's door). guess the rat has scrambled back to its sleeping area. further soft squeaks heard while in my bedroom.
...to be continued...
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Friday, July 29, 2005
when you have as much free time as i have... well i guess you get 5new blog updates per day... at the minimum haha.
who complained that i never write anything... i think i'm starting to write a lot (of crap). maybe cos i have nothing to download already since they are all made illegal. that's quite sad. i mean we support singers or movies, but they don't have to sell one cd at $19.90 when the cost price is only $2, then now they want to sue us for downloading cos we're not so stupid to buy their over-priced stuff. how ridiculous. and we haven't even mass-complained them to bits yet.
uhh i'm talking about that since i mentioned downloads. bluarghz.
who complained that i never write anything... i think i'm starting to write a lot (of crap). maybe cos i have nothing to download already since they are all made illegal. that's quite sad. i mean we support singers or movies, but they don't have to sell one cd at $19.90 when the cost price is only $2, then now they want to sue us for downloading cos we're not so stupid to buy their over-priced stuff. how ridiculous. and we haven't even mass-complained them to bits yet.
uhh i'm talking about that since i mentioned downloads. bluarghz.
i've regretted many things.
like throwing my temper when i thought my feelings ought to be known. and suffering the consequences up till now.
like never daring to take a move - either to initiate a talk or to search back.
i've never gotten out of my habits - i still wait. wait. wait.
perhaps it's time i do something.
just perhaps.
like throwing my temper when i thought my feelings ought to be known. and suffering the consequences up till now.
like never daring to take a move - either to initiate a talk or to search back.
i've never gotten out of my habits - i still wait. wait. wait.
perhaps it's time i do something.
just perhaps.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
...and the trauma is finally over...
but a new one is about to begin.
it seems that this week is getting pretty packed for me.
whoever said that i'm a slacker at work?!
friday...office dinner, orientation outing, bondue outing, not to mention denzyl's out.
saturday... half day of work, half a day of ndp,SMUve in the night
sunday... vivace
and my truckloads of errands. i should make a note here.
**my medical certificate!!! still uncollected.**
but a new one is about to begin.
it seems that this week is getting pretty packed for me.
whoever said that i'm a slacker at work?!
friday...
saturday... half day of work, half a day of ndp,
sunday... vivace
and my truckloads of errands. i should make a note here.
**my medical certificate!!! still uncollected.**
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
oh man there suddenly seemed to be an overloading work pushing me around, i'm running askew!! sheesh. it's not good to have been slacking too long cos when my work suddenly seemed neverending, i guess i just sort of made it neverending... (one good example is to see what i'm doing now) oh well, people need to relax. but - just when my harry potter comes?! bad timing...
Friday, July 15, 2005
i'm looking forward to the next camp now that this one ended quite so well. unexpectedly. heh heh. and looking at my previous posts, i suppose i shouldn't have dreaded it so much after all. maybe it was due to past camp experiences since i really didn't have that much fun, but i attribute the outcome to the people in my group~! (not all though) and if i just overlook things that didn't really appeal to me, yup, everything was pretty smooth.
points of complaints:
the food was terrible. (not all la, but my briyani happened to have a litre of oil inside)
the drinks was basically plain water with colorings. (except milo and teh)
we were swimming in our holy (hole-y) tents. (ended up sleeping on trash bags...)
sleeping with wet hair. (like bath and sleep immediately?)
and i hate spider webs. (the sky was pretty though)
i shall keep the good points to myself haha
points of complaints:
the food was terrible. (not all la, but my briyani happened to have a litre of oil inside)
the drinks was basically plain water with colorings. (except milo and teh)
we were swimming in our holy (hole-y) tents. (ended up sleeping on trash bags...)
sleeping with wet hair. (like bath and sleep immediately?)
and i hate spider webs. (the sky was pretty though)
i shall keep the good points to myself haha
Monday, July 11, 2005
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
the last time i saw consecutive big moths (and i mean big, like a3 size that kind of big) was when i was probably in primary school, and i swear i saw the same moth (or maybe there was just too many of them?). the first time i think it was somewhere in singapore, the second was at a computer school my cousin was attending, the last one was at the beef noodles shop beside my fifth aunt's tang yuan shop. it got entangled in a big fan and laid on the floor, twitching, like a piece of paper, dying.
a few days ago, i saw 4 consecutive moths again. just wondering what it means. this time it's just much smaller, like 3 pieces of namecard sizes. the first was in the morning near my block while walking towards the mrt, and the second was at my workplace, the third it was back at my block again, and the next minute after i see the last moth, another one appeared at my feet, dead.
a few days ago, i saw 4 consecutive moths again. just wondering what it means. this time it's just much smaller, like 3 pieces of namecard sizes. the first was in the morning near my block while walking towards the mrt, and the second was at my workplace, the third it was back at my block again, and the next minute after i see the last moth, another one appeared at my feet, dead.
Friday, July 01, 2005
... and the smell still lingers
looking at this just bring back the puke-inducing smell... urghh. oh and doesn't this prove that we both don't drink enough water? by the way, it was warm... *pui pui* chrysanthmum, anyone?
Thursday, June 30, 2005
oh man... should i get the tablet... (-_-`) i'm in such a financial crisis. got a well-enoug compaq v2133ap but wanna change it to fujitsu t4010. eee i'm really looking for trouble le. bought my compaq at $1850, now selling at $1780, gonna buy fujitsu at $2560. need another $780 to top. wonder if it is worth it. if i upgrade that's another $399 to 1gb ram+dvd writer... which means i'll need $1179! and my salary's only $960 after cpf! that's over-budget. and i haven't even count in my traveling and food fares. i'm living on a thin line... arghh!! why don't i have a rich boyfriend or rich parents to sponsor me!!!?? this is so frustrating.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Congratulations Christy, you are...
'PoiPoi' Apple Lim of verypoisonouslady.blogspot.com
You look like a stereotypical bimbo outside but its a different story inside. You're a nice, simple, proud and straightforward person who believes what you're doing is right. You don't change people, and you love them for who they are. Your primary goal in life is to be happy, next to being pretty. You have your detractors but you don't let them bring you down. You go out of your way to help others out even before they ask, and for that they love you.
Monday, June 27, 2005
just finished watching lovers in paris... i'm in *LOVE* with park shin-yang!! aw... i don't think it could just happen to everyone. don't think i'll ever be so lucky!! *sighs* that smile, the dimple, dashing, charming, rich, tall and confident, everything a man should be!! as kang tae yung said, "ni bi wo meng xiang zhong de gen ling ren xin dong..." ooh so terribly true! i'm completely melted by his actions and words... and the expression he made when he was singing... the tearing at goodbyes... "i learnt two things from kang tae yung: how to love and how to say goodbye. i hope next time when i fall in love, and with her again, i will only love, and not say goodbye..." argh!!! i think i'm going crazy ..*_*.. (starstruck) pardon me for my daydreaming these few days...
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
i'm about to open a new shop for photostating services, my colleagues keep asking meto photostat large wads of stuff, and i do mean LARGE like half a metre high that kind, and in 5 sets (that was my boss)... and it comes in a neverending stream. suddenly i can feel the photostating lady's pain. and it's not just simple auto feeding, it's books and dividers, catalogs and double-pages! what a nightmare... and it's all over... all over except another thick binded horrid BIG book my other boss just gave me...
Monday, May 30, 2005
i'm so slack now. can't stand it. too bored. surfed all the surfable webs, talked all the talkable crap and i still have 2hours. meeting xm later somemore hoho. yay, still a few more days before i get my pay then after that can get another pay. money money. $$. i think i should download an emulator to play my gba games le hahahaha. and i've already loaded all the harry potter books inside this com to reread. maybe i'll even download a psx emulator to play ps here. whoa what am i doing. (-_-```)
Friday, May 27, 2005
Thursday, May 26, 2005
You Are 22 Years Old |
22 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
 Libra - Your Love ProfileYour positive traits: You are open minded enough to date outside your typical "type" ... successfully! You are diplomatic - and likely to end a fight instead of dragging things out. You are easily loyal and faithful, but only for the right person. Your negative traits: You're a bit gullible, and partners take advantage of you. You still may not know it. You find it difficult to decide where to go to dinner, what movie to watch, who to date... You have to be in a relationship, or else you just don't feel like yourself. Your ideal partner: A smooth talker who enjoys socializing as much as you to. Someone classy and cultured who knows which wine to order with dinner. Is beautiful to you - although not necessarily attractive in the traditional sense. Your dating style: Romantic. If your date comes bearing flowers, wine, and poetry... well, your heart soars. Your seduction style: Giving. Your lover's pleasure is as important as your own. Soft and sensual - you don't like anything to be rough. Extravagant ... your fantasy involves staying at a five star hotel with your love. Tips for the future: Don't be so quick to compromise in relationships - and you'll get taken advantage of yes. Try being single for a while. Seems impossible, but you'll learn so much about yourself from doing so. Make some decisions about your romantic life, right now. You'll be happy that you did. Best place to meet someone online: Platinum Romance - the best place to meet other singles who love romance as much as you do Best color to attract mate: Green Best day for a date: Wednesday Get your free love profile at Blogthings. |
Your Seduction Style: The Coquette |
 You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get. Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you. Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte. And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you. |
Your Dominant Thinking Style: |
| Exploring You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name. You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs. An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles. You show people how to question their models of the world. |
Your Secondary Thinking Style: |
| Visioning You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights. You focus on how things should be - even if you haven't worked out the details. An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path. You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum. |
Your #1 Match: ENTP |
The Visionary You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything. Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off. You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments. You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor. |
Your #2 Match: ESTP |
The Doer You are adventurous and risk taking. You act first, think second. You love being the center of attention. Chances are you were the class clown. Competitive, charming, and charasmatic - you have your own code of honor. You live a flexible life, bouncing between a series of activies that interest you. You would make a great salesperson, marketing director, or entrepreneur. |
Your #3 Match: INTP |
The Thinker You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can. Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge. Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat. A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it. You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor. |
Your #4 Match: ENFP |
The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller! You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. |
Your #5 Match: ISTP |
The Mechanic You are calm and collected, even in the most difficult of situations. A person of action and self-direction, you love being independent. To outsiders yous eem impulsive, surprising, and unpredictable. You are good at understanding how all things work, except for people. You would make an excellent pilot, forensic pathologist, or athlete. |
Your Birthdate: October 1 |
Your birthday suggests that are executive ability and leadership qualities in your makeup. A birthday on day 1 of any month gives a measure of will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach. This 1 energy may diminish your ability and desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush. You may be sensitive, but your feelings stay rather repressed. |
The Keys to Your Heart |
You are attracted to good manners and elegance. |
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. |
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. |
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. |
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. |
Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it. |
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. |
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. |
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Thursday, May 19, 2005
oh man... i'm so dumb...
went out with W.K.Y yesterday and was supposed to be meeting my seller for the slippers. ok so i reached sembawang and got her message, so i changed train and stopped at yishun, then after the deal, i just stupidly boarded the train to marina bay and only realised it when i reached yio chu kang. almost kena kiap bian bian by the *beep beep beep doors closing*. finally took a train back towards jurong east. haiz.
and today. today!
packed my egg+luncheon meat+corn sandwich and i stupidly stupidly just mistakenly took the other packing which contains plain pandan bread. so now i have my darling sandwiches at home while i'm having the plain ones for lunch. gosh. and i will be having those for dinner. that sucks.
urghhh... let's see what else would else to the list. (-_-`)
went out with W.K.Y yesterday and was supposed to be meeting my seller for the slippers. ok so i reached sembawang and got her message, so i changed train and stopped at yishun, then after the deal, i just stupidly boarded the train to marina bay and only realised it when i reached yio chu kang. almost kena kiap bian bian by the *beep beep beep doors closing*. finally took a train back towards jurong east. haiz.
and today. today!
packed my egg+luncheon meat+corn sandwich and i stupidly stupidly just mistakenly took the other packing which contains plain pandan bread. so now i have my darling sandwiches at home while i'm having the plain ones for lunch. gosh. and i will be having those for dinner. that sucks.
urghhh... let's see what else would else to the list. (-_-`)
Logic Math (oh wow.)
christy~bell, you're smartest when it comes to logical/mathematical intelligence
While others may have dreaded their math and science classes at school, these subjects were probably no sweat for you. In fact you may have even thought they were fun. Your logical/mathematical intelligence makes you the type who can enjoy working with numbers or thinking through difficult questions to arrive at a solution.
Whether you realize it or not, this strength has likely been a help to you throughout your life �not just in the classroom. This is true because for work or recreation, people like you can tend to rely on your logical/mathematical intelligence to look at the world. From noticing patterns of behavior in people to being able to appreciate the visual beauty in a repeated design, your special brand of intelligence can make life both interesting and rewarding.
christy~bell, you're smartest when it comes to logical/mathematical intelligence
While others may have dreaded their math and science classes at school, these subjects were probably no sweat for you. In fact you may have even thought they were fun. Your logical/mathematical intelligence makes you the type who can enjoy working with numbers or thinking through difficult questions to arrive at a solution.
Whether you realize it or not, this strength has likely been a help to you throughout your life �not just in the classroom. This is true because for work or recreation, people like you can tend to rely on your logical/mathematical intelligence to look at the world. From noticing patterns of behavior in people to being able to appreciate the visual beauty in a repeated design, your special brand of intelligence can make life both interesting and rewarding.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
initially there were 8 of them. then some bugger called spca and took away 7. the last time somehow got his tail chopped off and now hobbles around since it lost its tail for balancing. sometimes it would just follow me around, hoping for food maybe, but all we all can do is just stare at its sad, soulful eyes and watch it tuck itself back into the muddy hole for comfort. poor little puppy...
Sunday, May 15, 2005
Still On Lightbulbs/Litebarbs/Rightbarbs
Q: How many RJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new
bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to
market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail
about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in
and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners
to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5
JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to
change lightbulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ
YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to changea lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a
lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate
(how do you think they're able to change it for
ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take
to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make
the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu...
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change
the lightbulb?
A: None. Th! ey think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change
the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do
something about rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping
jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new
bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to
market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail
about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in
and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners
to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5
JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to
change lightbulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ
YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to changea lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a
lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate
(how do you think they're able to change it for
ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take
to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make
the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu...
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change
the lightbulb?
A: None. Th! ey think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change
the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do
something about rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping
jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Friday, May 13, 2005
Saturday, May 07, 2005
getting tired of all that shit, the insults hurling, criticisms. so what if we're the same size now. oh yah, not as if you don't have a paunch too. fat ass. as if i care. yeah and what's up with that big pants you're wearing that's suitable for someone who was bigger than you were? what's with the eat and sit down, grow fat and stupid thing? shut the hell up. fish off.
Friday, April 22, 2005
sr-71 - my world
The fastest man in the world, fast asleep at the wheel
Nobody wants to be alone, so how did I get, here
When I look at you, I see him staring throughAwake and a smile, cuz he's been inside of you
Is he all the things you, tried to change me into?
Is he everything to you?
Does he make you high, make you real?
Does he make you cry? Does he know the way you feel?
Love is all around you, your universe is full
But in my world, there is only you
I can still find the smell
On my clothes and skin
I can still see your face, when youre sleeping next to him
Is he all the things you, tried to change me into?
Tell me does he�
::Chorus::
I've had enough of fears, you let them out
Now I wrap myself around you
Like a blanket full of doubt
He's your everything
::Chorus::
You make me high! You make me real!
You make me cry! Now you know the way I feel
Love is all around you, your universe is full
But in my world, there is only you
The fastest man in the world, fast asleep at the wheel
Nobody wants to be alone, so how did I get, here
When I look at you, I see him staring throughAwake and a smile, cuz he's been inside of you
Is he all the things you, tried to change me into?
Is he everything to you?
Does he make you high, make you real?
Does he make you cry? Does he know the way you feel?
Love is all around you, your universe is full
But in my world, there is only you
I can still find the smell
On my clothes and skin
I can still see your face, when youre sleeping next to him
Is he all the things you, tried to change me into?
Tell me does he�
::Chorus::
I've had enough of fears, you let them out
Now I wrap myself around you
Like a blanket full of doubt
He's your everything
::Chorus::
You make me high! You make me real!
You make me cry! Now you know the way I feel
Love is all around you, your universe is full
But in my world, there is only you
can't remember the last time i dated someone. like really the first time, not boyfriend girlfriend already that kind. i guess it would be pretty sweet, not knowing what would happen. feeling excited. yada yada. that's if you like the person. if not it'd be pretty horrible. bluarghz, i wouldn't even try to mention an example. but it's more like hi, eat baos, and let's go library? no i wanna go look at clothes. ok i'll just ta bao and go home - everything in 1hour. terrible. i wish i has taken the offer to go for happy hour. (-_-`) not to mention the guilt too.
Sunday, March 27, 2005
The Top Threes
1> > top three most visited websites :
hotmail . yahoo auctions . blog .
2> > top three favourite songs right now :
life in mono . eyes on me . ? .
3> > top three favourite food :
egg . baus . ? .
4> > top three favourite drink :
milk . aloe vera . ? .
5> > top three outdoor activities :
shopping . shopping . shopping .
6> > top three indoor activities :
crafts . gaming . surfing net .
7> > top three accessories (that you own) :
butterfly anklet . ring . heart bracelet .
8> > top three major expenses :
clothes . shoes . traveling .
9> > top three most important people
famiLy . squaLL . darLing
10> > top three favourite hangout place:
orchard . bugis . toa payoh .
11> > top three things you do everyday :
eat . daydream . sms .
12> > top three favourite colours :
white . black . silver .
1> > top three most visited websites :
hotmail . yahoo auctions . blog .
2> > top three favourite songs right now :
life in mono . eyes on me . ? .
3> > top three favourite food :
egg . baus . ? .
4> > top three favourite drink :
milk . aloe vera . ? .
5> > top three outdoor activities :
shopping . shopping . shopping .
6> > top three indoor activities :
crafts . gaming . surfing net .
7> > top three accessories (that you own) :
butterfly anklet . ring . heart bracelet .
8> > top three major expenses :
clothes . shoes . traveling .
9> > top three most important people
famiLy . squaLL . darLing
10> > top three favourite hangout place:
orchard . bugis . toa payoh .
11> > top three things you do everyday :
eat . daydream . sms .
12> > top three favourite colours :
white . black . silver .
Story of Love
Once upon a time there was an island where all
the feelings lived; happiness, sadness,
knowledge, and all the others, including love.
One day it was announced to all of the
feelings that the island was going to sink to the
bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared
their boats to leave.
Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to
preserve the island paradise until the last possible
totally under, love decided it was time to
leave.
She began looking for someone to ask for help.
Just then Richness was passing by in a grand
boat. Love asked, "Richness, Can I come with you
on your boat?"
Richness answered, "I'm sorry, but there is a
lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would
be no room for you anywhere."
Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who
was passing in a beautiful vessel. Love cried
out, "Vanity, help me please." "I can't help you",
Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my
beautiful boat."
Next, Love saw Sadness passing. Love
said, "Sadness, please let me go with you."
Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry but I just
need to be alone now."
Then, Love saw Happiness. love cried
out, "Happiness, please take me with you."
But Happiness was so over overjoyed that he
didn't hear Love calling to him.
Love began to cry. Then she heard a voice say,
"Come Love, I will take you with me." It was an
elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that
she forgot to ask the elder his name. When
they arrived on land the elder went on his way.
Love realized how much she owed the elder.
Love then found Knowledge and asked. "It was
Time", Knowledge answered. "But why did Time
help me when no one else would?", Love asked.
Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and
sincerity, answered, "Because only Time is
capable of understanding how great Love is."
Once upon a time there was an island where all
the feelings lived; happiness, sadness,
knowledge, and all the others, including love.
One day it was announced to all of the
feelings that the island was going to sink to the
bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared
their boats to leave.
Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to
preserve the island paradise until the last possible
totally under, love decided it was time to
leave.
She began looking for someone to ask for help.
Just then Richness was passing by in a grand
boat. Love asked, "Richness, Can I come with you
on your boat?"
Richness answered, "I'm sorry, but there is a
lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would
be no room for you anywhere."
Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who
was passing in a beautiful vessel. Love cried
out, "Vanity, help me please." "I can't help you",
Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my
beautiful boat."
Next, Love saw Sadness passing. Love
said, "Sadness, please let me go with you."
Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry but I just
need to be alone now."
Then, Love saw Happiness. love cried
out, "Happiness, please take me with you."
But Happiness was so over overjoyed that he
didn't hear Love calling to him.
Love began to cry. Then she heard a voice say,
"Come Love, I will take you with me." It was an
elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that
she forgot to ask the elder his name. When
they arrived on land the elder went on his way.
Love realized how much she owed the elder.
Love then found Knowledge and asked. "It was
Time", Knowledge answered. "But why did Time
help me when no one else would?", Love asked.
Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and
sincerity, answered, "Because only Time is
capable of understanding how great Love is."
Saturday, March 26, 2005
When Times Are Bad...
A NUS graduate found himself difficult to get a job here. He finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo.
"What to do? It's better to work like this than earning nothing...", mumbling to himself.
So since that day, the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He has to wear monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He has to climb trees too and jump from one to another to attract visitors. The zoo has since then enjoyed tremendous business due to the increase in visitors. Even SM Lee wanted to see the super 'smart' monkey in the world.
Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees. He fell down into a crocodile pool!
"Oh my God....I'm dying... now" he thought, as a hungry looking crocodile swam steadily towards his direction.
In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice,
"Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU".
A NUS graduate found himself difficult to get a job here. He finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo.
"What to do? It's better to work like this than earning nothing...", mumbling to himself.
So since that day, the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He has to wear monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He has to climb trees too and jump from one to another to attract visitors. The zoo has since then enjoyed tremendous business due to the increase in visitors. Even SM Lee wanted to see the super 'smart' monkey in the world.
Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees. He fell down into a crocodile pool!
"Oh my God....I'm dying... now" he thought, as a hungry looking crocodile swam steadily towards his direction.
In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice,
"Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU".
Thursday, February 24, 2005
Submersed - Hollow
To you
I'm all I've left undone
I'm all I haven't won
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
Lift me up
You take
The breath you didn't make
What's left you did forsake
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
You can make me scream internally
You can make me breathe eternally
Yeah
You see
The things I cannot change
The things that make me plain
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
Lift me up
We've made
All from the sum of none
All that we have become
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
You can make me scream internally
You can make me breathe eternally
You can make me scream internally
You can make me breathe eternally
Yeah
Fill, fill what's in me
Fill, fill what's in you
Fill, fill what's in me
So my soul's not left so hollow
You can make me SCREAM
You can make me BREATHE
You can make me scream internally
You can make me breathe eternally
You can make me scream
You can make me breathe
You can make me scream
You can make me breathe, me breathe
To you
I'm all I've left undone
I'm all I haven't won
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
Lift me up
You take
The breath you didn't make
What's left you did forsake
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
You can make me scream internally
You can make me breathe eternally
Yeah
You see
The things I cannot change
The things that make me plain
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
Lift me up
We've made
All from the sum of none
All that we have become
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
Lift me up my soul's so hollow
You can make me scream internally
You can make me breathe eternally
You can make me scream internally
You can make me breathe eternally
Yeah
Fill, fill what's in me
Fill, fill what's in you
Fill, fill what's in me
So my soul's not left so hollow
You can make me SCREAM
You can make me BREATHE
You can make me scream internally
You can make me breathe eternally
You can make me scream
You can make me breathe
You can make me scream
You can make me breathe, me breathe
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
You Are Winter!Intelligent Serious Cozy Calm Shy What Season Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
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You've Already Found Love!Whether you know it or not, you've already found love And this guy could be it, so hold on to him! And if you're single, start looking more carefully at your guy friends It could be anyone you already know, so keep an open mind. Where Will You Find Love? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
fei zhe. (-_-`)
You are Milk ChocolateA total dreamer, you spend most of your time with your head in the clouds. You often think of the future, and you are always working toward your ideal life. Also nostelgic, you rarely forget a meaningful moment... even those from long ago. What Kind of Chocolate Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
Men See You As ChoosyMen notice you light years before you notice them You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait How Do Men See You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
The Goddess of Water and Anger. You are a reclusive
loner . Always wary and deliberate, once youve
got a friendship, its for life and you are
exceptionally considerate. You are a serene
beauty.
Which gorgeous goddess are you? For girls! (breath taking pics!) NEW PICS!
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i was only doing my part of the job. you have NO right to reprimand a fast worker. NO RIGHT. what have you done, just sitting there and getting our fat ass chunked up. piece of fat shit. and least of all you, stupid JANE/VANESSA TAY. i hope you just die shuffling and may the music deafen you. and your maid is smarter than you. she knows how to pick up phones. oh and VANESSA? please throw away your handphone if you don't intend to answer it. i hope you know that you're just a stupid unreasonable asshole. so sue me.
Thursday, February 10, 2005
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Your Passion is Pink!You're the type of woman that would never get described as passionate... Oh but you can be passionate at times - you just don't let it show. Your passion most shows through in your sweet and optimistic attitude. And chances are, most people are very passionate about you! What Color is Your Passion? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |
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You Are the Girl Next Door!You're caring, warm, and the girl that nice guys want to marry. Uncomplicated and simple, you've got an easy going attitude guys love. But this doesn't mean you're dull - far from it! You're a great conversationalist, and you're an expert at living the good life. What Kind of Girl Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |
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You Are Glam SexyYou live for flaunting your sexiness, and you totally work it. Why not? You've got the goods - you might as well use them. You're 100% woman, and you never go out without looking your best. After all, you never can tell when you might bump into Mr. Perfect! What Kind of Sexy Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |
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Friday, January 28, 2005
Sunday, January 23, 2005
the nosy bugger auntie who continuosly stares at me with her big bulging eyes decides to whimper and make a petty complain to her uncle boyfriend by accusing that i was staring at her. excuse me? look, i'm taller, younger, prettier, smarter and dress better than you this small fry, so why would i be staring at you? get a grip, you're probably just vying for attention. may you both rot in hell.
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Mysterious, elegant, creative and calm
You are a sprite of the Water. Creative and one of
the most beautiful of sprites, you strike
wonder and curiosity into the hearts and minds
of all. Even though you are capable of
attraction and seduction you are way above all
that, you understand the true meaning of life
and are very open and understanding of life's
mysteries, most likely you are one of them. You
are respectful of all ways of life and do not
judge one due to their position or station in
life. You are gifted in the ways of
understanding and given the chance are usually
full of good, wise advice but your not the type
to take the stand and express such things. Your
laid back nature can be troubling, you don't
take many risks and prefer to keep things as
they are. You are one of the most unique of
sprites.
.::=What type of Mythical Sprite are you?=::. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
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You want a sweet guy. Who'ld take you anywhere.
Like Japan!!! Wow I would like a guy like that
too:) Also he looks so cute in japanese
clothing:)
Who's Perfect For You??? (Cute Anime Pics)
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you're a gaurdian angel. you fight and protect the
people you love and vaule.
what kind of angel are you?
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You,re a very depressed, lonely person. Something
happened to you that changed your point of view
on life or maybe you always been this way. You
don't have any friends because you dont see the
point in making them they will just leave
anyway so why bother or maybe you just dont
want them. But try and stay positive there are
people who love you, so dont push them away
they just want to help. You might be scared to
make friends because you think they might hurt
you, but they won't, good friends always stay
together so try and make some. Also Please
Send Pics!!!
Whats Your Personality(with PICS)
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You have a strong and courageou soul. You show
no fear when it comes to protecting the ones
you love. You know when choosing between right
and wrong. You also are quite the rebel.
Gem Stone:Ruby, Eye
Color:Red,Hair Color:Red with Blonde
streaks that is just below your arm pits pulled
back into a pony tail.
Quote:If you're lost I'll keep you warm
and if your low just hold on..cause I will be
your safety.....don't leave home.....
What Is Your True Hidden Power? .::Beautiful Anime Pics::.
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You are Dark
You
are a dark person. Secretive, and a bit
depressed. It's either by problems in your
life, or your attitude towards things. People
feel depressed or sad whenever they're around
you, but it's what you think right? Don't care
about what other people think? I agree with you
on that, but do take care.
Please
Rate!
What's The Girl Inside of You? .:BEAUTIFUL Anime Pics AND Music!:. (UPDATED!)
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You
are a dark person. Secretive, and a bit
depressed. It's either by problems in your
life, or your attitude towards things. People
feel depressed or sad whenever they're around
you, but it's what you think right? Don't care
about what other people think? I agree with you
on that, but do take care.
Please
Rate!
What's The Girl Inside of You? .:BEAUTIFUL Anime Pics AND Music!:. (UPDATED!)
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You like the prince charming type.
What kind of guy are you most attracted to? (CUTE anime pics)
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In your eyes, people can't seem to see anything
because your eyes are covered up by tears! You
are constantly hurt and depressed... No one
seems to understand how you feel because
everyone is scared to get close to you... You
long to be able to reach out and tell someone
everything, and all of your problems... But you
have no one to tell, or they just don't seem to
want to hear what you have to say. You've been
hurt many times that you don't seem to have any
tears left to shed, or if you do, they're an
endless river flowing... You've started to hide
and bottle up all or your problems and
feelings, hoping that maybe they just will go
away... You want company, but at the same time,
you're scared of it. Your sanctuary is your
room where you can just be alone and try to
throw away all of your aching pains. You're
dark and mysterious and people like you for
that reason. Even if you think you're all by
yourself in the dark, someone is always there
with you. Your special someone wants to admit
and show their feelings towards you, but
they're afraid of how you'll take it. Get out
more and enjoy life because, it is far too long
to frown your way through :)
What Lies Behind Your Eyes? (With Pics)
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Monday, January 10, 2005
You're like me! The intelligent loner. You're shy
at times but friendly, and you are never weak
and always independent. You are incredibly
intelligent (wise beyond your years) and have a
talent for many things (sports, music, art).
You have a kind and warm personality and enjoy
the simple things. Like hanging out with
friends and watching movies at home. But you're
sometimes quiet nature makes you a bit of an
outcast and a mystery to people. No matter how
pretty you are or smart or athletic, you just
can't seem to break into the crowd and be
noticed. Don't worry, try to be more outgoing
and speak out when you have more to say. Don't
hide behind your books and sports and computer,
get out there and get noticed. You also have
deep desires in life and feel vunerable and
alone at times. Don't feel sad either, What
helps me to express feelings and dreams that I
can't say to people, is through my writting.
Maybe you should try.
What kind of girl are you? (with pix!)
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You are a dark girl. You have a really quiet and
really a i dont' care attitude. You like to be
alone and that is what you enjoy. You don't
like to be around others and you'd rather be
away from here. You have a get away from me
look and others find you bitchy and
self-rigious. You'd rather read than be at a
fair but that's ok because that's who you are.
Who are you inside????? (LOTS OF RESULTS)girls only
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