Monday, September 30, 2002
I'm Weekend Update Jimmy!
Take the Jimmy Fallon recurring SNL character quiz here.
created by
stomps.
My Mormon name is Busbyberkly Jukebox-Jezabel Aaleigh!
What's yours?
jezabel aaleigh!! should name that for my future daughter.
Sunday, September 29, 2002
blindside - pitiful (think it's about killing someone...)
As I recall with my stomach turning
I was hiding away from myself, away from you
Like nothing, though something was terribly wrong
And I admit that I was only waiting for the right time
Night time, the right moment for you to look away
Though you never did, I pretended for a while
So I could walk where I don't belong
And I remember every word you said
Come back in time, come back
And I remember I would soon be dead
Pitiful, so pitiful
But I know, as I hammered those nails into your beautiful hands
Your eyes still try to search for mine, but I look away
Now your eyes are the only thing that can save me
I'm still so afraid of them piercing
You're breaking into my prison,
Just pretended for a while
My soul is dying
I won't look away
And I remember every word you said
Come back in time, come back
And I remember I would soon be dead
Pitiful, so pitiful
I'll remember every word you said
This time I won't look away
And I remember every word you said
Come back in time, come back
And I remember I would soon be dead
Pitiful, so pitiful
As I recall with my stomach turning
I was hiding away from myself, away from you
Like nothing, though something was terribly wrong
And I admit that I was only waiting for the right time
Night time, the right moment for you to look away
Though you never did, I pretended for a while
So I could walk where I don't belong
And I remember every word you said
Come back in time, come back
And I remember I would soon be dead
Pitiful, so pitiful
But I know, as I hammered those nails into your beautiful hands
Your eyes still try to search for mine, but I look away
Now your eyes are the only thing that can save me
I'm still so afraid of them piercing
You're breaking into my prison,
Just pretended for a while
My soul is dying
I won't look away
And I remember every word you said
Come back in time, come back
And I remember I would soon be dead
Pitiful, so pitiful
I'll remember every word you said
This time I won't look away
And I remember every word you said
Come back in time, come back
And I remember I would soon be dead
Pitiful, so pitiful
Saturday, September 28, 2002
system of a down - chop suey (chop suey is some kinda mixed leftover food i think)
Wake up,
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup),
Grab a brush and put a little,
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to,
Grab a brush and put a little makeup,
You wanted to,
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup,
You wanted to,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table,
You wanted to,
I don't think you trust,
In, my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die, Die,
Wake up,
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup),
Grab a brush and put a little,
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to,
Grab a brush and put a little makeup,
You wanted to,
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup,
You wanted to,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table,
You wanted to,
I don't think you trust,
In, my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
In my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
Father, Father, Father, Father,
Father Into your hands I commend my spirit,
Father, into your hands,
Why have you forsaken me,
In your eyes forsaken me,
In your thoughts forsaken me,
In your heart forsaken, me oh,
Trust in my self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die,
In my self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die.
Wake up,
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup),
Grab a brush and put a little,
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to,
Grab a brush and put a little makeup,
You wanted to,
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup,
You wanted to,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table,
You wanted to,
I don't think you trust,
In, my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die, Die,
Wake up,
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup),
Grab a brush and put a little,
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to,
Grab a brush and put a little makeup,
You wanted to,
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup,
You wanted to,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table,
You wanted to,
I don't think you trust,
In, my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
In my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
Father, Father, Father, Father,
Father Into your hands I commend my spirit,
Father, into your hands,
Why have you forsaken me,
In your eyes forsaken me,
In your thoughts forsaken me,
In your heart forsaken, me oh,
Trust in my self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die,
In my self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die.
Friday, September 27, 2002
bbmak - sympathy
I don't want nothing
'Cause nothing's all you give
And I don't need your touch
'Cause that would be too much for me
I don't want your lies
Burning deep inside of me
Look into my eyes
I don't want your sympathy
Should have know that it was over
It was different than before
As the love was turning colder
You didn't need me anymore
Now nothing lasts forever
Like I said before
I don't want your sympathy no more
I don't want my love
To be misunderstood
So I think I'm givin' up
I could never give enough away
I don't want your lies
Burning deep inside of me
Look into my eyes
I don't want your sympathy
I don't want your sympathy
I don't need you here with me
I don't want your sympathy
I can't take it anymore
Because I've heard it all before
Should have know that it was over
It was different than before
As the love was turning colder
You didn't need me anymore
Now nothing lasts forever
Like I said before
I don't want your sympathy no more
I don't want nothing
'Cause nothing's all you give
And I don't need your touch
'Cause that would be too much for me
I don't want your lies
Burning deep inside of me
Look into my eyes
I don't want your sympathy
Should have know that it was over
It was different than before
As the love was turning colder
You didn't need me anymore
Now nothing lasts forever
Like I said before
I don't want your sympathy no more
I don't want my love
To be misunderstood
So I think I'm givin' up
I could never give enough away
I don't want your lies
Burning deep inside of me
Look into my eyes
I don't want your sympathy
I don't want your sympathy
I don't need you here with me
I don't want your sympathy
I can't take it anymore
Because I've heard it all before
Should have know that it was over
It was different than before
As the love was turning colder
You didn't need me anymore
Now nothing lasts forever
Like I said before
I don't want your sympathy no more
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the internet junk slacker test deems me:
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the internet junk 'how bad are you test' deems me:
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Thursday, September 26, 2002
You are an INTP!
As an INTP, you are Introverted, iNtuitive, Thinking, Perceiving.
This makes your primary focus on Introverted Thinking with an Extraverted Intution.
This is defined as a NT personality, which is part of Carl Jung's Rational (Knowledge Seeking) type, and more specifically the Architect or Thinker.
As a weblogger, you might not be as concerned about popularity, but more with the ideas and theories that you strive to understand. Because routines aren't your strong point, you might be more likely to work on the concept of how to do a blog, but not be as excited to keep it up.
As an INTP, you are Introverted, iNtuitive, Thinking, Perceiving.
This makes your primary focus on Introverted Thinking with an Extraverted Intution.
This is defined as a NT personality, which is part of Carl Jung's Rational (Knowledge Seeking) type, and more specifically the Architect or Thinker.
As a weblogger, you might not be as concerned about popularity, but more with the ideas and theories that you strive to understand. Because routines aren't your strong point, you might be more likely to work on the concept of how to do a blog, but not be as excited to keep it up.
Wednesday, September 25, 2002
blink 182 - dammit
It's alright to tell me what you think about me
i won't try to argue or hold it against you
i know that you're leaving. you must have your reasons
your season is calling. Your pictures are falling down.
and it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
but everybodys gone
and I've been here for to long
to face this on my own
well i guess this is growing up
the steps that i retrace the sad look on your face
the timing, the structure. did you hear? He f***ed her
a day late a buck short i'm writting the report on loseing and failing. when i move I'm flailling now.
and it'll happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
but every bodys gone
and I've been here for to long
to face this on my own
well i guess this is growing up
and maybe i'll see you at a movie. sneak preview
you'll show up, and walk by on the arm of that guy
and i'll smile and you'll wave. we'll pretend it's okay
the charade, it won't last. when hes gone i wont come back
and it'll happen once again you'll turn to a friend
some one who understands.
sees through the master plan
but everybodys gone and you've been here for too long
to face this on your own
well i guess this is growing up
well i guess this is growing up
well i guess this is growing up
well i guess this is growing up
well i guess this is growing up
It's alright to tell me what you think about me
i won't try to argue or hold it against you
i know that you're leaving. you must have your reasons
your season is calling. Your pictures are falling down.
and it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
but everybodys gone
and I've been here for to long
to face this on my own
well i guess this is growing up
the steps that i retrace the sad look on your face
the timing, the structure. did you hear? He f***ed her
a day late a buck short i'm writting the report on loseing and failing. when i move I'm flailling now.
and it'll happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
but every bodys gone
and I've been here for to long
to face this on my own
well i guess this is growing up
and maybe i'll see you at a movie. sneak preview
you'll show up, and walk by on the arm of that guy
and i'll smile and you'll wave. we'll pretend it's okay
the charade, it won't last. when hes gone i wont come back
and it'll happen once again you'll turn to a friend
some one who understands.
sees through the master plan
but everybodys gone and you've been here for too long
to face this on your own
well i guess this is growing up
well i guess this is growing up
well i guess this is growing up
well i guess this is growing up
well i guess this is growing up
Fun Facts About Men
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
Men like to BBQ. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald."
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
Men like to BBQ. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald."
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.
oh... my results sucks. i can barely get a b... you know and my friend tells me about being scared of seeing a2s. hello?? you blind or something? give me the a2s if you don't want it! dahh and my triple science is totally unreliable. bio sucks, chem sucks and physics sucks too... wonder why the heck i even bother to take triple science, i must have been totally mad... well i didn't have a choice do i, cos i hate every subjects. studying sucks, let's enjoy the 3 months, or rather, 6 months.
Tuesday, September 24, 2002
oh! so close is very nice!! see, white is a nice colour! makes me proud of my school uniform... not!!! hoho... got a lot of homework...if we had chinese the whole day we probably would have accumulated one month's homework. even during that two periods she managed to give one week's homework to be handed up tomorrow! geez, give us a break...
Monday, September 23, 2002
Dizzy Doctors II
Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
Sunday, September 22, 2002
lifehouse - spin
Why would I chase your shadow all my life?
And be afraid of my own
I'd rather be with you
I'd rather not know
Where I�l be
and be alone and convinced that I know
When the world keeps spinning round
My world� upside down
And I wouldn't change a thing
I�e got nothing else to lose
I lost it all when I found you
And I wouldn't change a thing
No, you and I wouldn't change a thing
Everything I know has let me down
So I will just let go
Let you turn me inside out
Because I know I'm not sure
About anything
But you wouldn't have it any other way
When the world keeps spinning round
My world� upside down
And I wouldn't change a thing
I�e got nothing else to lose
I lost it all when I found you
And I wouldn't change a thing
No, you and I wouldn't change a thing
Spinning
Turning
Watching
Burning
All my life has found it's meaning
Walking
Crawling
Climbing
Falling
All my life has found it's meaning
You and I wouldn't change a thing
No, you and I wouldn't change a thing
Why would I chase your shadow all my life?
And be afraid of my own
I'd rather be with you
I'd rather not know
Where I�l be
and be alone and convinced that I know
When the world keeps spinning round
My world� upside down
And I wouldn't change a thing
I�e got nothing else to lose
I lost it all when I found you
And I wouldn't change a thing
No, you and I wouldn't change a thing
Everything I know has let me down
So I will just let go
Let you turn me inside out
Because I know I'm not sure
About anything
But you wouldn't have it any other way
When the world keeps spinning round
My world� upside down
And I wouldn't change a thing
I�e got nothing else to lose
I lost it all when I found you
And I wouldn't change a thing
No, you and I wouldn't change a thing
Spinning
Turning
Watching
Burning
All my life has found it's meaning
Walking
Crawling
Climbing
Falling
All my life has found it's meaning
You and I wouldn't change a thing
No, you and I wouldn't change a thing
Deserted Island?
An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and was having the time of his life until the boat sank.
The man finds himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.After about four months pass, he's lying on the beach one day, when the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen rows up to him.
In disbelief, he asks her: "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
"I rowed from the other side of the island," she replies, "I landed here several months ago when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he says, "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."
"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw materials that I found on the island. The oars were whittled from Gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from Palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But-but, that's impossible," stutters the man, "you had no tools or hardware, how did you manage?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of this island there's a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that to make tools, then used the tools to make the hardware."
The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place, " she suggests. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf.
As the man looks toward shore, he nearly falls out of the boat in astonishment. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow charmingly painted blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only continue to stare at the cottage, dumbstruck. As they walk into the house, she says, casually, "It's not much really, but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?"
"No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "I can't take any more coconut juice."
"Oh, it's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continuing amazement, the man accepts the cocktail, and they sit down together on her couch to talk. After they've exchanged their survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."
No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There in the cabinet is a razor with a carved bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened to its end inside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"
When he returns to the living room, she greets him wearing nothing but vines - strategically positioned - and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins, suggestively slithering closer to him, "we've been out here for a very long time. You've no doubt been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months? You know..." She stares into his eyes.
He can't believe what he's hearing:
"You mean--?", he begins,
"I can check my e-mail from here?"
An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and was having the time of his life until the boat sank.
The man finds himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.After about four months pass, he's lying on the beach one day, when the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen rows up to him.
In disbelief, he asks her: "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
"I rowed from the other side of the island," she replies, "I landed here several months ago when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he says, "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."
"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw materials that I found on the island. The oars were whittled from Gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from Palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But-but, that's impossible," stutters the man, "you had no tools or hardware, how did you manage?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of this island there's a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that to make tools, then used the tools to make the hardware."
The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place, " she suggests. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf.
As the man looks toward shore, he nearly falls out of the boat in astonishment. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow charmingly painted blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only continue to stare at the cottage, dumbstruck. As they walk into the house, she says, casually, "It's not much really, but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?"
"No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "I can't take any more coconut juice."
"Oh, it's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continuing amazement, the man accepts the cocktail, and they sit down together on her couch to talk. After they've exchanged their survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."
No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There in the cabinet is a razor with a carved bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened to its end inside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"
When he returns to the living room, she greets him wearing nothing but vines - strategically positioned - and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins, suggestively slithering closer to him, "we've been out here for a very long time. You've no doubt been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months? You know..." She stares into his eyes.
He can't believe what he's hearing:
"You mean--?", he begins,
"I can check my e-mail from here?"
this is probably the last time i'm updating... unless things get better. cos that asshole is such a dope, i'm not gonna give in again. stubborn, whatever. this is me. yeah, don't bether to check in again, cos there'll be nothing new. can remove my link from your blog's page. oh this has nothing to do with any of you ya.
Friday, September 20, 2002
Job Ad Definitions
Advancement opportunity:
Crap job.
Entry level:
Really crap job.
No experience necessary:
The mother of all crap jobs.
Administrative assistant:
Crap job with a title.
Ground floor opportunity:
Crap job with a company that will file bankruptcy within a year.
Progressive company:
Employees get to wear jeans every other Friday.
Team player:
Must deal with dangerously territorial co-workers with rabid
personalities.
Upbeat personality:
Must neither threaten us with any kind of lawsuit nor use the drug & alcohol rehab benefit within the first year.
Word processing skills essential:
There's a crippling case of carpal tunnel syndrome in your
future.
Public relations:
Receptionist
Professional appearance important:
$20K/yr job that requires a $100K/yr wardrobe
Advancement opportunity:
Crap job.
Entry level:
Really crap job.
No experience necessary:
The mother of all crap jobs.
Administrative assistant:
Crap job with a title.
Ground floor opportunity:
Crap job with a company that will file bankruptcy within a year.
Progressive company:
Employees get to wear jeans every other Friday.
Team player:
Must deal with dangerously territorial co-workers with rabid
personalities.
Upbeat personality:
Must neither threaten us with any kind of lawsuit nor use the drug & alcohol rehab benefit within the first year.
Word processing skills essential:
There's a crippling case of carpal tunnel syndrome in your
future.
Public relations:
Receptionist
Professional appearance important:
$20K/yr job that requires a $100K/yr wardrobe
Thursday, September 19, 2002
this must be the funniest conversation web: cher talking to xm who is talking to me (two phones) who is talking to mich lee (on net) who is talking to mouse, and who tries to call xm, but xm doesn't have 3 ears, so i had to cut my line and let her call. all because we couldn't decide where to go. girls. wahahahah, so interesting.
Company Employment Exam
( Management Version )
Time Limit: 3 WKS
Name: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
-OR-
give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: __________________________________________
Carter: __________________________________________
Clinton: __________________________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
20. The Microsoft Corporation tradition for efficiency began when(approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.
* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.
( Management Version )
Time Limit: 3 WKS
Name: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
-OR-
give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: __________________________________________
Carter: __________________________________________
Clinton: __________________________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
20. The Microsoft Corporation tradition for efficiency began when(approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.
* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.
Not My Job
This's a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody have done.
This's a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody have done.
The Grand Illusion
A Love Story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library.
Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address.
She lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II. During the next year and one month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A romance was budding. Blanchard requested a photograph, but she refused. She felt that if he really cared for her, it wouldn't matter what she looked like.
When the day finally came for him to return from Europe, they scheduled their first meeting - 7:00 PM at the Grand Central Station in New York.
"You'll recognize me," she wrote, "by the red rose I'll be wearing on my lapel." So at 7:00 he was in the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he'd never seen.
I'll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened: A young woman was coming toward me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like springtime come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a rose. As I moved, a small, provocative smile curved her lips. "Going my way, sailor?" she murmured.
Almost uncontrollably I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. She was standing almost directly behind the girl. A woman well past 40, she had graying hair tucked under a worn hat. She was more than plump, her thick-ankle feet thrust into low-heeled shoes. The girl in the green suit was walking quickly away.
I felt as though I was being split in two, so keen was my desire to follow the girl in the green, and yet so deep was my longing for the woman whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own, there was only one choice for me. And there she stood. Her pale, plump face was gentle and sensible, her gray eyes had a warm and kindly twinkle. I did not hesitate.
My fingers gripped the small worn blue leather copy of the book that was to identify me to her. This would not be love, but it would be something precious, something perhaps even better than love, a friendship for which I had been and must ever be grateful.
I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to the woman, even though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness of my disappointment. "I'm Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be Miss Maynell. I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?" The woman's face broadened into a tolerant smile. "I don't know what this is about, son," she answered, "but the young lady in the green suit who just went by, she begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And she said if you were to ask me out to dinner, I tell you that she is waiting for you in the big restaurant across the street. She said it was some kind of test!"
It's not difficult to understand and admire Miss Maynell's wisdom. The true nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive.
A Love Story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library.
Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address.
She lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II. During the next year and one month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A romance was budding. Blanchard requested a photograph, but she refused. She felt that if he really cared for her, it wouldn't matter what she looked like.
When the day finally came for him to return from Europe, they scheduled their first meeting - 7:00 PM at the Grand Central Station in New York.
"You'll recognize me," she wrote, "by the red rose I'll be wearing on my lapel." So at 7:00 he was in the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he'd never seen.
I'll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened: A young woman was coming toward me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like springtime come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a rose. As I moved, a small, provocative smile curved her lips. "Going my way, sailor?" she murmured.
Almost uncontrollably I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. She was standing almost directly behind the girl. A woman well past 40, she had graying hair tucked under a worn hat. She was more than plump, her thick-ankle feet thrust into low-heeled shoes. The girl in the green suit was walking quickly away.
I felt as though I was being split in two, so keen was my desire to follow the girl in the green, and yet so deep was my longing for the woman whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own, there was only one choice for me. And there she stood. Her pale, plump face was gentle and sensible, her gray eyes had a warm and kindly twinkle. I did not hesitate.
My fingers gripped the small worn blue leather copy of the book that was to identify me to her. This would not be love, but it would be something precious, something perhaps even better than love, a friendship for which I had been and must ever be grateful.
I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to the woman, even though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness of my disappointment. "I'm Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be Miss Maynell. I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?" The woman's face broadened into a tolerant smile. "I don't know what this is about, son," she answered, "but the young lady in the green suit who just went by, she begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And she said if you were to ask me out to dinner, I tell you that she is waiting for you in the big restaurant across the street. She said it was some kind of test!"
It's not difficult to understand and admire Miss Maynell's wisdom. The true nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive.
AT THE BUS STOP
In a busy city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini-skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it was her turn to get on the bus, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step.
So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus, only to discover she still could not make the step.
A little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step - and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
With a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan who was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!!"
At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends!"
In a busy city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini-skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it was her turn to get on the bus, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step.
So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus, only to discover she still could not make the step.
A little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step - and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
With a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan who was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!!"
At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends!"
Brain Transplant
The patient's family gathered to hear what the hospital's specialist had to say.
"Things don't look good.", he said. "The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000.
For a female brain, $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team.
"Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
means that guys don't use their brains! so guys' brains are newer huh... hahahah
The patient's family gathered to hear what the hospital's specialist had to say.
"Things don't look good.", he said. "The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000.
For a female brain, $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team.
"Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
means that guys don't use their brains! so guys' brains are newer huh... hahahah
screwed everything again... as usual. looks like math is becoming not my thing. daahhh how could i be so stupid?? deceleration!!! stupid!!! improper fractions!!! hope they won't penalise... gotta work at paper 2... but look at what the hell i'm doing again? slack, slack. and i'm going to watch all about eve later... or maybe not. huh maybe i should watch final fantasy unlimited... hahah or go to the library? nahh... they have started chasing people out... oopsy, better stay at home and rot. it's another rotting day, rot rot.
Wednesday, September 18, 2002
taking back sunday - cute without the e (cut from the team) (this is an ultra cool band, they've got a lot of blended voices, like the body crumbles xm likes)
Your lipstick, his collar.. don't bother Angel
I know exactly what goes on
When everything you'll get is
everything that you've wanted, princess
(well which would you prefer)
My finger on the trigger, or
(me face down, down across your floor)
Me face down, down across your floor
(me face down, down across your floor)
Well just so long as this thing's loaded
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
let's go...
Don't bother trying to explain Angel
I know exactly what goes on when you're on and
How about I'm outside of your window
(how about I'm outside of your window)
Watchin him keep the details covered
You're such a sucker (you're such a sucker)
for a sweet talker, yeah
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
(the only thing I regret is that I, I never let you hold me back)
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins
I will never ask if you don't ever tell me
I know you well enough to know you'll never love me
Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins
I will never ask if you don't ever tell me
I know you well enough to know you'll never love me
Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins
I will never ask if you don't ever tell me
I know you well enough to know...
Why can't I feel anything
from anyone other than you?
Why can't I feel anything
from anyone other than you?
And all of this was all your fault
And all of this
(I stay jealous)
I stay wrecked and jealous for this,
for this simple reason
I just need to keep you in mind
as something larger than life
(she'll destroy us all before she's through
and find a way to blame somebody else)
I stay wrecked and jealous for this,
for this simple reason
I just need to keep you in mind
as something larger than life
(she'll destroy us all before she's through
and find a way to blame somebody else)
I stay wrecked and jealous for this,
for this simple reason
I just need to keep you in mind
as something larger than life!
Your lipstick, his collar.. don't bother Angel
I know exactly what goes on
When everything you'll get is
everything that you've wanted, princess
(well which would you prefer)
My finger on the trigger, or
(me face down, down across your floor)
Me face down, down across your floor
(me face down, down across your floor)
Well just so long as this thing's loaded
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
let's go...
Don't bother trying to explain Angel
I know exactly what goes on when you're on and
How about I'm outside of your window
(how about I'm outside of your window)
Watchin him keep the details covered
You're such a sucker (you're such a sucker)
for a sweet talker, yeah
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
(the only thing I regret is that I, I never let you hold me back)
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins
I will never ask if you don't ever tell me
I know you well enough to know you'll never love me
Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins
I will never ask if you don't ever tell me
I know you well enough to know you'll never love me
Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins
I will never ask if you don't ever tell me
I know you well enough to know...
Why can't I feel anything
from anyone other than you?
Why can't I feel anything
from anyone other than you?
And all of this was all your fault
And all of this
(I stay jealous)
I stay wrecked and jealous for this,
for this simple reason
I just need to keep you in mind
as something larger than life
(she'll destroy us all before she's through
and find a way to blame somebody else)
I stay wrecked and jealous for this,
for this simple reason
I just need to keep you in mind
as something larger than life
(she'll destroy us all before she's through
and find a way to blame somebody else)
I stay wrecked and jealous for this,
for this simple reason
I just need to keep you in mind
as something larger than life!
Dumb Men
What did God say after he made Adam?
"I can do better than that." so he made Eve.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth.
*POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!!!
How can you tell if a man is sexually active?
He's breathing!
Q: Do you know the real reason Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't stop and ask for directions.
What is the difference between government bonds and men?
Government bonds mature.
What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack.
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
What did God say after he made Adam?
"I can do better than that." so he made Eve.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth.
*POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!!!
How can you tell if a man is sexually active?
He's breathing!
Q: Do you know the real reason Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't stop and ask for directions.
What is the difference between government bonds and men?
Government bonds mature.
What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack.
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
9 Types of Girls
1. Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh darling, you shouldn't have."
AKA: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
2. Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing no-talent SOB! Can't you see you're making me miserable?"
AKA: She-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old Lady
Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans
3. Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps."
AKA: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy
Advantages: Predictable
Disadvantages: Contagious
4. The Boss - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money."
AKA: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All, Ball and Chain
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
5. Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, or hair color?"
AKA: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed
6. Wild Woman - "I've got an idea. Let's get drunk and make love on the front lawn. I done it before. It's fun!"
AKA: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Unconscious
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs
7. Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"
AKA: No Fun, Humorless, Cold Fish, Iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends.
8. Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"
AKA: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, Unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.
9. Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I want to make love to you like a crazed weasel."
AKA: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, The One
Advantages: Funny, Intelligent, Uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.
1. Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh darling, you shouldn't have."
AKA: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
2. Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing no-talent SOB! Can't you see you're making me miserable?"
AKA: She-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old Lady
Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans
3. Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps."
AKA: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy
Advantages: Predictable
Disadvantages: Contagious
4. The Boss - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money."
AKA: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All, Ball and Chain
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
5. Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, or hair color?"
AKA: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed
6. Wild Woman - "I've got an idea. Let's get drunk and make love on the front lawn. I done it before. It's fun!"
AKA: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Unconscious
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs
7. Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"
AKA: No Fun, Humorless, Cold Fish, Iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends.
8. Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"
AKA: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, Unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.
9. Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I want to make love to you like a crazed weasel."
AKA: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, The One
Advantages: Funny, Intelligent, Uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.
krezip - won't cry
You hoped that if you'd forget your memories
That they'd forget you too
You'd put a bandage on your aching spot
But that won't make you feel good
I think someone should have told you that
This ain't the way it works
And that you have to work it out some day
You will, yeah
It takes you further everytime
It will make you sweat like hell
You just can't keep gnashing your teeth forever
Won't cry, why wouldn't you
No, won't let them get to you
Won't cry
And if anyone will try to tell you that
This ain't, no no
This ain't, no
It ain't the way it works
They're wrong, they're wrong, so wrong
Well you've done enough to prove us all
Won't let them get you down
But now I think the moment's there
To show yourself your weaknesses
I see you've figured out by now
This ain't the way that things go
And the time has come to work it out
You will, yeah
It takes you further everytime
It will make you sweat like hell
You just can't keep gnashing your teeth forever
Won't cry, why wouldn't you
No, won't let them get to you
Won't cry
And if anyone will try to tell you that
This ain't, no no
This ain't, no
It ain't the way it works
They're wrong, they're wrong, so wrong no, no, no, no
You won't cry, won't cry, I know
You won't cry, won't cry, won't let them get to you
Won't cry, won't cry, ooh no
You won't cry, yeah
You hoped that if you'd forget your memories
That they'd forget you too
You'd put a bandage on your aching spot
But that won't make you feel good
I think someone should have told you that
This ain't the way it works
And that you have to work it out some day
You will, yeah
It takes you further everytime
It will make you sweat like hell
You just can't keep gnashing your teeth forever
Won't cry, why wouldn't you
No, won't let them get to you
Won't cry
And if anyone will try to tell you that
This ain't, no no
This ain't, no
It ain't the way it works
They're wrong, they're wrong, so wrong
Well you've done enough to prove us all
Won't let them get you down
But now I think the moment's there
To show yourself your weaknesses
I see you've figured out by now
This ain't the way that things go
And the time has come to work it out
You will, yeah
It takes you further everytime
It will make you sweat like hell
You just can't keep gnashing your teeth forever
Won't cry, why wouldn't you
No, won't let them get to you
Won't cry
And if anyone will try to tell you that
This ain't, no no
This ain't, no
It ain't the way it works
They're wrong, they're wrong, so wrong no, no, no, no
You won't cry, won't cry, I know
You won't cry, won't cry, won't let them get to you
Won't cry, won't cry, ooh no
You won't cry, yeah
Tuesday, September 17, 2002
just go to this address la : www.confound.com
it's actually quite ae... errr... website, just don't go surfing around in the wrong areas. i've picked the 'better' ones ya... though quite violent... oopsy...
i'm not anti-osama just that there happened to be a lot of funny things about him :P
got some stupid games...
it's actually quite ae... errr... website, just don't go surfing around in the wrong areas. i've picked the 'better' ones ya... though quite violent... oopsy...
i'm not anti-osama just that there happened to be a lot of funny things about him :P
got some stupid games...
TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time."
"I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
"The coffee machine is broken."
"Someone put decaf in the wrong pot."
" ... in God's name, Amen."
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time."
"I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
"The coffee machine is broken."
"Someone put decaf in the wrong pot."
" ... in God's name, Amen."
Monday, September 16, 2002
THIS. IS. A. STUPID. DAY.
i can't believe it. i lost my sister's mrt fare pass, and guess how much that is worth.$45++!!!! i'm dead. i tell you, this is going to be the PERFECT time to lose weight. and don't ask me to watch movies!!!! cannot go shopping!!! after prelims, it's probation. i'm supposed to be at home unless you can come up with activities that are free. you know, no $$ needed.
and bio sucks as well. i knew there was no fats, but i still put it? what was i thinking?? oH i know what i was thinking. dammit. stupid. you know, i am sure that i am fated to have a definite result. so i am fated to get a certain mark for my bio paper I, thus i am fated to have a certain number of questions wrong. you can't change fate. it changes you.
DAHH.
i can't believe it. i lost my sister's mrt fare pass, and guess how much that is worth.$45++!!!! i'm dead. i tell you, this is going to be the PERFECT time to lose weight. and don't ask me to watch movies!!!! cannot go shopping!!! after prelims, it's probation. i'm supposed to be at home unless you can come up with activities that are free. you know, no $$ needed.
and bio sucks as well. i knew there was no fats, but i still put it? what was i thinking?? oH i know what i was thinking. dammit. stupid. you know, i am sure that i am fated to have a definite result. so i am fated to get a certain mark for my bio paper I, thus i am fated to have a certain number of questions wrong. you can't change fate. it changes you.
DAHH.
Saturday, September 14, 2002
my sister can't go to the library with me cos she'll bring me out to go shopping... and that was exactly what we did today. went sim lim to look for the mp3 player. i want an mp3 player! damn... but they are all so expensive (the light small ones) and so ugly (the put cds ones)! dehh... looks like it'll be long before i get one~
and lj keeps pestering me to go bbq... i have prelims la... and i really don't like meeting new people in BIG groups especially. so awkward. and you get the outcasted feeling, even if all the people try to entertain you. it's a burden-like feeling. i hate being a burden.
and lj keeps pestering me to go bbq... i have prelims la... and i really don't like meeting new people in BIG groups especially. so awkward. and you get the outcasted feeling, even if all the people try to entertain you. it's a burden-like feeling. i hate being a burden.
Friday, September 13, 2002
finch - perfection through silence (my favourite! sorry put so many same singer one but nice what...)
Alone at last together in a photograph
Our eyes are always open
devoted to perfection through silence
What am I supposed to do?
Should I sit, wait for you?
Listen to me screaming more
This story is old
only to those that have no mold
The truth can be bought or sold
But what are we buying?
Nothing but silence
What am I supposed to do?
Should I sit, wait for you?
Listen to me screaming more
Tell me now just what am I supposed to do?
Should I sit, wait for you?
Listen to me screaming more
Fold the corners, break the silence
Fold the corners just for tonight
Fold the corners, break the silence
Fold the corners just for tonight
Fold the corners, break the silence
(what do we get? what will you write?)
What am I supposed to do?
Should I sit, wait for you?
Listen to me screaming more
Tell me now just what am I supposed to do?
Should I sit, wait for you?
Listen to me screaming more
Alone at last together in a photograph
Our eyes are always open
devoted to perfection through silence
What am I supposed to do?
Should I sit, wait for you?
Listen to me screaming more
This story is old
only to those that have no mold
The truth can be bought or sold
But what are we buying?
Nothing but silence
What am I supposed to do?
Should I sit, wait for you?
Listen to me screaming more
Tell me now just what am I supposed to do?
Should I sit, wait for you?
Listen to me screaming more
Fold the corners, break the silence
Fold the corners just for tonight
Fold the corners, break the silence
Fold the corners just for tonight
Fold the corners, break the silence
(what do we get? what will you write?)
What am I supposed to do?
Should I sit, wait for you?
Listen to me screaming more
Tell me now just what am I supposed to do?
Should I sit, wait for you?
Listen to me screaming more
finch - three simple words (you know this song motivates me to strangle someone... real cool hahah)
Open up my eyes,
Flood it with delight.
Another sleepless night turns color black and white.
With all the things I've said,
There is just regret.
Repeating in my head.
Hands into a fist,
Static in my head.
Now I'm sitting face to face with loneliness.
What did I expect?
Did I see forever
in you?
I never wanted it to hurt
more than it should.
I hope your satisfied,
I never could.
Time to close my eyes
Forget about this mess.
Tried to fix this tragic loss of innocence.
But how can I forget,
The things I haven't done.
When everything is dead?
I never wanted it to hurt
more than it should.
I hope your satisfied,
I never could.
Can't you see you left me
here on my own.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't go
With my hands around your neck
who will stop me now?
With my hands around your neck
who will stop me now?
With my hands around your neck
who will stop me now?
With my hands around your neck
who will stop me now?
WHO WILL STOP ME!? (WHO WILL STOP ME NOW!?)
I never (I NEVER) wanted it to hurt (I NEVER)
more than it should. (WHO WELL STOP ME NOW)
I hope (I NEVER) your satisfied, (I NEVER)
I never could. (WHO WELL STOP ME NOW)
Can't you see that you left me
here out on my own. (WHO WELL STOP ME NOW)
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't go now
Open up my eyes,
Flood it with delight.
Another sleepless night turns color black and white.
With all the things I've said,
There is just regret.
Repeating in my head.
Hands into a fist,
Static in my head.
Now I'm sitting face to face with loneliness.
What did I expect?
Did I see forever
in you?
I never wanted it to hurt
more than it should.
I hope your satisfied,
I never could.
Time to close my eyes
Forget about this mess.
Tried to fix this tragic loss of innocence.
But how can I forget,
The things I haven't done.
When everything is dead?
I never wanted it to hurt
more than it should.
I hope your satisfied,
I never could.
Can't you see you left me
here on my own.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't go
With my hands around your neck
who will stop me now?
With my hands around your neck
who will stop me now?
With my hands around your neck
who will stop me now?
With my hands around your neck
who will stop me now?
WHO WILL STOP ME!? (WHO WILL STOP ME NOW!?)
I never (I NEVER) wanted it to hurt (I NEVER)
more than it should. (WHO WELL STOP ME NOW)
I hope (I NEVER) your satisfied, (I NEVER)
I never could. (WHO WELL STOP ME NOW)
Can't you see that you left me
here out on my own. (WHO WELL STOP ME NOW)
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't go now
finch - what it is to burn (i say the screaming is nice.... and the music rocks!)
She burns!
Today is on fire.
The sky is bleeding above me,
and I am blistered.
I walk these lines of blasphemy everyday,
and still...
Like a bad star,
I'm falling faster down to her.
She's the only
one who knows what it is to burn.
I feel diseased.
Is there no sympathy
from the sun?
The sky is still fire,
but I am safe in here
from the world outside.
So tell me,
what's the price to pay for glory?
Like a bad star,
I'm falling faster down to her.
She's the only
one who knows what it is to burn.
Today is fire,
and she burns.
Today is fire,
and she burns...
She burns!
She burns!
She burns!
She burns!
She burns!
She burns...
Like a bad star,
I'm falling faster down to her.
She's the only
one who knows what it is to burn.
She burns!
Today is on fire.
The sky is bleeding above me,
and I am blistered.
I walk these lines of blasphemy everyday,
and still...
Like a bad star,
I'm falling faster down to her.
She's the only
one who knows what it is to burn.
I feel diseased.
Is there no sympathy
from the sun?
The sky is still fire,
but I am safe in here
from the world outside.
So tell me,
what's the price to pay for glory?
Like a bad star,
I'm falling faster down to her.
She's the only
one who knows what it is to burn.
Today is fire,
and she burns.
Today is fire,
and she burns...
She burns!
She burns!
She burns!
She burns!
She burns!
She burns...
Like a bad star,
I'm falling faster down to her.
She's the only
one who knows what it is to burn.
Thursday, September 12, 2002
Wednesday, September 11, 2002
vonda shepard - baby, don't you break my heart slow
I like the way you wanted me
Every night for so long baby
I like the way you needed me
Every time things got rocky
I was believing in you
Am I mistaken do you say,
Do you say what you mean
I want our love to last forever
(Chorus)
But I'd rather you be mean than love and lie
I'd rather hear the truth and have to say goodbye
I'd rather take a blow at least then I would know
But baby don't you break my heart slow
I like the way you'd hold me
Every night for so long baby
And I like the way you'd say my name
In the middle of the night
While you were sleeping
I was believing in you
Was I mistaken
Do you mean, mean what you say
When you say our love could last forever
(Chorus)
Well I'd rather you be mean than love and lie
I'd rather hear the truth and have to say goodbye
I'd rather take a blow at least then I would know
But baby don't you break my heart slow
(Bridge)
You would run around and lead me on forever
While I wait at home thinking that we're together
I wanted our love to last forever
(Chorus)
Well I'd rather you be mean than love and lie
I'd rather hear the truth and have to say goodbye
I'd rather take a blow at least then I would know
But baby don't you break my heart slow...
I like the way you wanted me
Every night for so long baby
I like the way you needed me
Every time things got rocky
I was believing in you
Am I mistaken do you say,
Do you say what you mean
I want our love to last forever
(Chorus)
But I'd rather you be mean than love and lie
I'd rather hear the truth and have to say goodbye
I'd rather take a blow at least then I would know
But baby don't you break my heart slow
I like the way you'd hold me
Every night for so long baby
And I like the way you'd say my name
In the middle of the night
While you were sleeping
I was believing in you
Was I mistaken
Do you mean, mean what you say
When you say our love could last forever
(Chorus)
Well I'd rather you be mean than love and lie
I'd rather hear the truth and have to say goodbye
I'd rather take a blow at least then I would know
But baby don't you break my heart slow
(Bridge)
You would run around and lead me on forever
While I wait at home thinking that we're together
I wanted our love to last forever
(Chorus)
Well I'd rather you be mean than love and lie
I'd rather hear the truth and have to say goodbye
I'd rather take a blow at least then I would know
But baby don't you break my heart slow...
Tuesday, September 10, 2002
Monday, September 09, 2002
sugarcult - hate every beautiful day
something's gotta change again
I'm losing, my inspiration's gone, oh no oh no
seeing through some different eyes
i cant find, my medications failed, again again
I can feel a change
I can feel, can you feel it
seeing it on the street watching heat from the pavement
cause I'm here, ready to take it all here
everything's feeling unclear
i wish it was raining
cause I hate every beautiful day
faces in the crowd
fake smiles for miles
my imitations wrong of them again
trapped inside this cheap hotel
bored as hell turning the channels round
In my head from my bed
I can feel a change
I can feel, can you feel it
seeing it on the street watching heat from the pavement
(chorus)
I can feel a change
I can feel, can you feel it
see it on the street watching heat from the pavement
I can feel a change
I can feel, can you feel it
I'm not the same not the same lost my feeling
all I know, I'll never know
all I know, I'll never know
all I know, I'll never know
(chorus)
something's gotta change again
I'm losing, my inspiration's gone, oh no oh no
seeing through some different eyes
i cant find, my medications failed, again again
I can feel a change
I can feel, can you feel it
seeing it on the street watching heat from the pavement
cause I'm here, ready to take it all here
everything's feeling unclear
i wish it was raining
cause I hate every beautiful day
faces in the crowd
fake smiles for miles
my imitations wrong of them again
trapped inside this cheap hotel
bored as hell turning the channels round
In my head from my bed
I can feel a change
I can feel, can you feel it
seeing it on the street watching heat from the pavement
(chorus)
I can feel a change
I can feel, can you feel it
see it on the street watching heat from the pavement
I can feel a change
I can feel, can you feel it
I'm not the same not the same lost my feeling
all I know, I'll never know
all I know, I'll never know
all I know, I'll never know
(chorus)
Sunday, September 08, 2002
Saturday, September 07, 2002
Wednesday, September 04, 2002
joanne hogg - pain
First we touched and we heard each other
Then we tear our hearts apart
We are too close and I can feel the pain
Fill my empty heart
Is this pain too much for me?
Can I stay the same?
When this pain consumes my heart
Will I be able to hold on to myself?
Kindness is something I don't want or need
The sunshine would just dissolve me into light
Give me a pain as pleasing as your sight
So I can feel you all the day and night
And keep me from fading away....
Even when we behold each other
Somehow our eyes do not meet
And when you hold me in your strong embrace
Still I feel no heat
But it gives me such delight
To feel you close at night
I know I am true to myself
Though it comes deep into my heart sometimes
Kindness is something I don't want or need
The sunshine would just dissolve me into light
Give me a pain as pleasing as your sight
So I can feel you all the day and night
And keep from fading away....!
First we touched and we heard each other
Then we tear our hearts apart
We are too close and I can feel the pain
Fill my empty heart
Is this pain too much for me?
Can I stay the same?
When this pain consumes my heart
Will I be able to hold on to myself?
Kindness is something I don't want or need
The sunshine would just dissolve me into light
Give me a pain as pleasing as your sight
So I can feel you all the day and night
And keep me from fading away....
Even when we behold each other
Somehow our eyes do not meet
And when you hold me in your strong embrace
Still I feel no heat
But it gives me such delight
To feel you close at night
I know I am true to myself
Though it comes deep into my heart sometimes
Kindness is something I don't want or need
The sunshine would just dissolve me into light
Give me a pain as pleasing as your sight
So I can feel you all the day and night
And keep from fading away....!
joanne hogg - kokoro
I've been watching you awhile
Since you walked into my life
Monday morning, when first I heard you speak to me
I was too shy to let you know
Much too scared to let my feelings show
But you shielded me and that was the beginning
Now at last we can talk
In another way
And though I try, I love you,
Is just so hard to say
If I only could be strong
And say the words I feel
My bleeding heart begins to race
When I turn to see your face
I remember that sweet dream
Which you told to me
I wanted just to be with you
So we could make the dream come true
And you smiled at me and that was the beginning
Now at last we can talk
In another way
And though I try, I love you,
Is just so hard to say
If I only could be strong
And say the words I feel
Tell me what you're thinking of
Tell me if you love me not
I have so much I long to ask you
But now the chance has gone
When your picture fades each day
In my heart the memory stays
Though we rant, you're always smiling
And I will hold it long
I've been watching you awhile
Since you walked into my life
Monday morning, when first I heard you speak to me
I was too shy to let you know
Much too scared to let my feelings show
But you shielded me and that was the beginning
Now at last we can talk
In another way
And though I try, I love you,
Is just so hard to say
If I only could be strong
And say the words I feel
My bleeding heart begins to race
When I turn to see your face
I remember that sweet dream
Which you told to me
I wanted just to be with you
So we could make the dream come true
And you smiled at me and that was the beginning
Now at last we can talk
In another way
And though I try, I love you,
Is just so hard to say
If I only could be strong
And say the words I feel
Tell me what you're thinking of
Tell me if you love me not
I have so much I long to ask you
But now the chance has gone
When your picture fades each day
In my heart the memory stays
Though we rant, you're always smiling
And I will hold it long
hopesfall - the end of an era (fast song, with a heartrending ending...)
my searching eyes have never been so intrigued to see you
i guess you found a way to make ten minutes last forever
with each passing moment we drift further away...
closer to our chosen paths
but i can't help remembering what was...
what might have been
but i have been warned by those who have passed this way before
and to them i am grateful
and as for you i am also grateful...
and i pray you find the peace you have been longing for
my searching eyes have never been so intrigued to see you
i guess you found a way to make ten minutes last forever
with each passing moment we drift further away...
closer to our chosen paths
but i can't help remembering what was...
what might have been
but i have been warned by those who have passed this way before
and to them i am grateful
and as for you i am also grateful...
and i pray you find the peace you have been longing for
i can't believe i took three days to finish writing physics! YIKES. looks like the practise will be left to the day before...
so i was stuck in the library the whole day. got a proper table at around 4. HAHA. and it was a handsome guy sharing with me. wears specs (don't trouble me on why i like guys with specs...), has a nice black jacket, silver on the inside. nice jacket. HAHA. ok, not too bad.
i dreamt that i was taking pre-lims. and the first paper wasn't english, it was chinese! and i haven't study for it. damn, if only i could remember the questions...
so i was stuck in the library the whole day. got a proper table at around 4. HAHA. and it was a handsome guy sharing with me. wears specs (don't trouble me on why i like guys with specs...), has a nice black jacket, silver on the inside. nice jacket. HAHA. ok, not too bad.
i dreamt that i was taking pre-lims. and the first paper wasn't english, it was chinese! and i haven't study for it. damn, if only i could remember the questions...
Tuesday, September 03, 2002
Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
Monday, September 02, 2002
i found this two funny osama jokes, but i wonder if anyone would sue me cos i put them ya know. anyway, i'm risking. enjoy~~ :D
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"
Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"
What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"
Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"
What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte
kamelot - lunar sanctum (very charming and beautiful lyrics, the song sounds quite old, but still nice~)
little do I know
little do I care
little would it help
if i knew and was aware
aim beyond the stars
catch a glimpse of gold
a planetary chart
where the stories are untold
there's a piece of truth for everyone
give me something to die for
like a sacrifice for days bygone
in my solitude
there's a place where I want to hide
with a view to a shallow moon
there's a star in my cosmic mind
that reminds me of you
a gathering of wolfs
under luna's light
fear of the unknown
make us worshippers at night
there's a compromise for everyone
but I need something to die for
like a sacrifice for days bygone
in my solitude
there's a place where I want to hide
with a view to a shallow moon
there's a star in my cosmic mind
that reminds me of you
tokens of the afterlife
feeding on the blood of christ
chasing for an alibi
searching for the holyland
following the masterplan
does it matter in the end?
souls unwoken
hearts unbroken
lunar rites
seize tonight
little do I know
little do I care
little would it help
if i knew and was aware
aim beyond the stars
catch a glimpse of gold
a planetary chart
where the stories are untold
there's a piece of truth for everyone
give me something to die for
like a sacrifice for days bygone
in my solitude
there's a place where I want to hide
with a view to a shallow moon
there's a star in my cosmic mind
that reminds me of you
a gathering of wolfs
under luna's light
fear of the unknown
make us worshippers at night
there's a compromise for everyone
but I need something to die for
like a sacrifice for days bygone
in my solitude
there's a place where I want to hide
with a view to a shallow moon
there's a star in my cosmic mind
that reminds me of you
tokens of the afterlife
feeding on the blood of christ
chasing for an alibi
searching for the holyland
following the masterplan
does it matter in the end?
souls unwoken
hearts unbroken
lunar rites
seize tonight
kamelot - don't you cry [dedicated to the memory of thomas youngblood sr.]
little by little
I've come to this point
on my own I've been searching my way
I lost you so early
the days went so fast
you don't know I prayed every day
a song to remember
a song to forget
you'll never know how I tried
to make you proud
and to honor your name but
you never told me goodbye
now that your are gone
casting shadows from the past
you and all the memories will last
don't you cry
or suffer over me
I will be waiting for you
don't you cry
angels never fade away
I'll be watching over you
see you through
now I'm a man and
I'm feeling you still
could it be you were there all along
a time to surrender
a time to forgive
with solace I give you this song
now that you are gone
casting shadows from the past
in my dreams I hear your voice at last
don't you cry
or suffer over me
I will be waiting for you
don't you cry
angels never fade away
I'll be watching over you
I can see you tonight
in the pale winter light
father and son again
the bond of blood will never end
little by little
I've come to this point
on my own I've been searching my way
I lost you so early
the days went so fast
you don't know I prayed every day
a song to remember
a song to forget
you'll never know how I tried
to make you proud
and to honor your name but
you never told me goodbye
now that your are gone
casting shadows from the past
you and all the memories will last
don't you cry
or suffer over me
I will be waiting for you
don't you cry
angels never fade away
I'll be watching over you
see you through
now I'm a man and
I'm feeling you still
could it be you were there all along
a time to surrender
a time to forgive
with solace I give you this song
now that you are gone
casting shadows from the past
in my dreams I hear your voice at last
don't you cry
or suffer over me
I will be waiting for you
don't you cry
angels never fade away
I'll be watching over you
I can see you tonight
in the pale winter light
father and son again
the bond of blood will never end
ewan mcgregor, jose feliciano and jacek koman - el tango de roxanne
Argentinean:
Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always ends bad! We'll have a dance. In the brothels of Buenos Aires - tells the tale of a prostitute and the man who falls in love with her. First desire, then passion, then suspision, jelousy, anger, betrayal. When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust. And without trust, there is no love. The jealousy, yes the jealousy, will drive you MAD!
Roxanne, you don� have to put on that red light
Walk the streets for money
You don� care if it� wrong or if it is right.
Roxanne, you don� have to wear that dress tonight.
Roxanne, you don� have to sell your body to the night.
Christian:
His eyes upon your face
His hand upon your hand
His lips caress your skin
It� more than I can stand
Argentinean & Backing:
Roxanne
Christian:
Why does my heart cry?
Argentinean & Backing:
Roxanne
Christian:
Feelings I can� fight
You�e free to leave me
But just don� deceive me
And please
Believe me when I say
I love you
Latin Bridge:
Yo que te quiero tanto, que voy a hacer?
Me dejaste...me dejaste como una paloma
El alma se me fue; se me fue el corazon
Ya no tengo ganas de vivir porque no te puedo convencer
Que no te vendas, Roxanne
(English translation:)
And I who love you so much; what am I going to do?
You left me...you left me like a dove
My soul has left me; my heart has left me
I no longer wish to live because I cannot convince you
Not to sell yourself, Roxanne.
Argentinean:
Roxanne �you don� have to put on that red light
Christian:
Why does my heart cry?
Feelings I can� fight
Argentinean:
You don� have to wear that dress tonight
Argentinean:
Roxanne �you don� have to put on that red light
Backing:
Why does my heart cry?
Argentinean:
Roxanne �you don� have to wear that dress tonight
Backing:
Feelings I can� fight
Christian, Argentinean & Backing:
ROXANNE!
Argentinean:
Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always ends bad! We'll have a dance. In the brothels of Buenos Aires - tells the tale of a prostitute and the man who falls in love with her. First desire, then passion, then suspision, jelousy, anger, betrayal. When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust. And without trust, there is no love. The jealousy, yes the jealousy, will drive you MAD!
Roxanne, you don� have to put on that red light
Walk the streets for money
You don� care if it� wrong or if it is right.
Roxanne, you don� have to wear that dress tonight.
Roxanne, you don� have to sell your body to the night.
Christian:
His eyes upon your face
His hand upon your hand
His lips caress your skin
It� more than I can stand
Argentinean & Backing:
Roxanne
Christian:
Why does my heart cry?
Argentinean & Backing:
Roxanne
Christian:
Feelings I can� fight
You�e free to leave me
But just don� deceive me
And please
Believe me when I say
I love you
Latin Bridge:
Yo que te quiero tanto, que voy a hacer?
Me dejaste...me dejaste como una paloma
El alma se me fue; se me fue el corazon
Ya no tengo ganas de vivir porque no te puedo convencer
Que no te vendas, Roxanne
(English translation:)
And I who love you so much; what am I going to do?
You left me...you left me like a dove
My soul has left me; my heart has left me
I no longer wish to live because I cannot convince you
Not to sell yourself, Roxanne.
Argentinean:
Roxanne �you don� have to put on that red light
Christian:
Why does my heart cry?
Feelings I can� fight
Argentinean:
You don� have to wear that dress tonight
Argentinean:
Roxanne �you don� have to put on that red light
Backing:
Why does my heart cry?
Argentinean:
Roxanne �you don� have to wear that dress tonight
Backing:
Feelings I can� fight
Christian, Argentinean & Backing:
ROXANNE!
stabbing westward - television (very, very cool song... despondent and lonesome music... makes you think)
I sit alone contemplating
What is missing inside me
I desperately try to remember
A life that's not meant to be
I meditate
And try to recapture
Some sense of reality
In my life
When I look around
I see numb empty faces
The world is waiting to die
And this apathy
Is so suffocating
The slow decay of my mind
I've searched the world
For someone with answers
To questions that are plaguing me
I scream in vain
To anyone who'll listen
But everbody's watchin' TV
Is anyone alive?
Am I lost in a world
Where nothing matters?
Am I lost in a world
Where no one cares?
Is anyone alive?
Are we lost in a world
Where nothing matters?
Are we lost in a world
Where no one cares?
Is anyone alive?
I sit alone contemplating
What is missing inside me
I desperately try to remember
A life that's not meant to be
I meditate
And try to recapture
Some sense of reality
In my life
When I look around
I see numb empty faces
The world is waiting to die
And this apathy
Is so suffocating
The slow decay of my mind
I've searched the world
For someone with answers
To questions that are plaguing me
I scream in vain
To anyone who'll listen
But everbody's watchin' TV
Is anyone alive?
Am I lost in a world
Where nothing matters?
Am I lost in a world
Where no one cares?
Is anyone alive?
Are we lost in a world
Where nothing matters?
Are we lost in a world
Where no one cares?
Is anyone alive?
wayne static of static-x - not meant for me
You think you're smart
You're not, it's plain to see
That you want me to fall off
It's killing me let's see
You've got the gall
Come take it all
The jury is coming
Coming to tear me apart
All this bitching and moaning
Come on it's on
I'm trapped in this world
Lonely and fading
Heartbroke and waiting
For you to come
We are stuck in this world
That's not meant for me
For me
So what you got
One more try
It seems to me
That you're not needed
Come on
It's killing me let's see
You got the gall
Come take it all
The jury is coming
coming to tear me apart
All this bitching and moaning
Come on it's on
I'm trapped in this world
Lonely and fading
Heartbroke and waiting
For you to come
We are stuck in this world
That's not meant for me
For me
For me
You think you're smart
You're not, it's plain to see
That you want me to fall off
It's killing me let's see
You've got the gall
Come take it all
The jury is coming
Coming to tear me apart
All this bitching and moaning
Come on it's on
I'm trapped in this world
Lonely and fading
Heartbroke and waiting
For you to come
We are stuck in this world
That's not meant for me
For me
So what you got
One more try
It seems to me
That you're not needed
Come on
It's killing me let's see
You got the gall
Come take it all
The jury is coming
coming to tear me apart
All this bitching and moaning
Come on it's on
I'm trapped in this world
Lonely and fading
Heartbroke and waiting
For you to come
We are stuck in this world
That's not meant for me
For me
For me
i don't care, i'm eating anyway. samurai crepes is nice.
because of dad's stupid seasonal carpark coupon, i had to leave my place, so voila! no more vacant seats. so what do i do? went home lo. i simply can't work at home. it's too distracting. look what i'm doing now. restrain! since sis is not at home, i've gotta work! so i'll just leave this thing on and try to study physics, ya...?
because of dad's stupid seasonal carpark coupon, i had to leave my place, so voila! no more vacant seats. so what do i do? went home lo. i simply can't work at home. it's too distracting. look what i'm doing now. restrain! since sis is not at home, i've gotta work! so i'll just leave this thing on and try to study physics, ya...?
Sunday, September 01, 2002
bone thugs - the crossroads (very nice, soothing rap)
Bone-Bone-Bone-Bone
Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone
Now tell me whatchya gonna do when there ain't nowhere to run
When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you
Now tell me whatchya gonna to do, when there ain't nowhere to hide
When judgment comes for you, cause its gonna come for you
Head south nigga this foe Wally
Eazy sees Uncle Charlie
Lil Boo and gods gottem and im gonna miss everybody
I done roll and blows my gauge look and he want to play
Wit Krayzie dustin they play too deep foe me ta say
Lil Layzie came to me told him the preacher deceased wit him please
Bury me by my gram, my gram, me where, you get, come follow me
God bless you workin on a plan to heaven
Follow the lord all 24/7 days
God is who we pray, even though the devil's all up in my face
But he's keepin me safe and in my place
Say praise to the gauge erased without a chance to face the judge
It's gonna get my sober buds, grudge, because there's no mercy for thugs
Ooh, what can I do, it's all about the family and how we roll
Can I get a witness, not enough fools, we livin our lives to eternal our soul, ey-o ey-o
Heeey, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray. Still we lazy
Now follow me roll, stroll, whether it's hell or it's heaven
Come lets go take a visit to the people that's long gone they rest
Wally, he's there, Terry, boo, it's steady creepin up on me family
Exactly, how many days we got lastin, while you laughing, we're passin passin away
We goin' to rest ya'll souls
Cause I know we might meet you up at tha crossroads, ya'll know
That forever got love for them Bone Thugs baby
Little Eazy's long gone, really wish he could come home
But when it's time to die, gotta go bye-bye, all a thug could do was cry, cry
Why they kill my dog, yeah man, I miss my Uncle Charles ya'll
And he shoudn't be gone, in front of his home, what they did to Boo was wrong
Whoooo, who was wrong, who was wrong, gotta hold on, gotta stay strong, when the day comes
Betta believe Bone got a shoulder you can lean on, lean on
Heeey, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everday
See you at tha crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at tha crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
See you at tha crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at tha crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
And I'm gonna miss everybody, and I'm gonna miss everybody, [long gone, long gone]
And I'm gonna miss everybody, [long gone] and I'm gonna miss everybody, [long gone]
And I'm gonna miss everybody, [long gone] and I'm gonna miss every-body.
Livin in a hateful world, sendin me straight to heaven [That's how we roll]
Livin in a hateful world, sendin me straight to heaven [That's how we roll]
Livin in a hateful world, sendin me straight to heaven [That's how we roll]
And I'm askin the good lord, why, and inside he told me we live to die
What's up with that murder ya'll, see my little cousin was home
Somebody really wrong, anybody want to test us thug
And Ms. Sleazy set up Eazy to fall.
You know I be sendin that cousin and tellin me when he leave, murda come again, again and again
Now tell me what ya gonna do
Can somebody anybody tell me why, heeey
Can somebody anbody tell me why, we die, we die [oh, so wrong]
I don't wanna die [sooo wrong] oh, so wrong, sooo wrong
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
Bone-Bone-Bone-Bone
Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone
Now tell me whatchya gonna do when there ain't nowhere to run
When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you
Now tell me whatchya gonna to do, when there ain't nowhere to hide
When judgment comes for you, cause its gonna come for you
Head south nigga this foe Wally
Eazy sees Uncle Charlie
Lil Boo and gods gottem and im gonna miss everybody
I done roll and blows my gauge look and he want to play
Wit Krayzie dustin they play too deep foe me ta say
Lil Layzie came to me told him the preacher deceased wit him please
Bury me by my gram, my gram, me where, you get, come follow me
God bless you workin on a plan to heaven
Follow the lord all 24/7 days
God is who we pray, even though the devil's all up in my face
But he's keepin me safe and in my place
Say praise to the gauge erased without a chance to face the judge
It's gonna get my sober buds, grudge, because there's no mercy for thugs
Ooh, what can I do, it's all about the family and how we roll
Can I get a witness, not enough fools, we livin our lives to eternal our soul, ey-o ey-o
Heeey, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray. Still we lazy
Now follow me roll, stroll, whether it's hell or it's heaven
Come lets go take a visit to the people that's long gone they rest
Wally, he's there, Terry, boo, it's steady creepin up on me family
Exactly, how many days we got lastin, while you laughing, we're passin passin away
We goin' to rest ya'll souls
Cause I know we might meet you up at tha crossroads, ya'll know
That forever got love for them Bone Thugs baby
Little Eazy's long gone, really wish he could come home
But when it's time to die, gotta go bye-bye, all a thug could do was cry, cry
Why they kill my dog, yeah man, I miss my Uncle Charles ya'll
And he shoudn't be gone, in front of his home, what they did to Boo was wrong
Whoooo, who was wrong, who was wrong, gotta hold on, gotta stay strong, when the day comes
Betta believe Bone got a shoulder you can lean on, lean on
Heeey, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everday
See you at tha crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at tha crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
See you at tha crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at tha crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
And I'm gonna miss everybody, and I'm gonna miss everybody, [long gone, long gone]
And I'm gonna miss everybody, [long gone] and I'm gonna miss everybody, [long gone]
And I'm gonna miss everybody, [long gone] and I'm gonna miss every-body.
Livin in a hateful world, sendin me straight to heaven [That's how we roll]
Livin in a hateful world, sendin me straight to heaven [That's how we roll]
Livin in a hateful world, sendin me straight to heaven [That's how we roll]
And I'm askin the good lord, why, and inside he told me we live to die
What's up with that murder ya'll, see my little cousin was home
Somebody really wrong, anybody want to test us thug
And Ms. Sleazy set up Eazy to fall.
You know I be sendin that cousin and tellin me when he leave, murda come again, again and again
Now tell me what ya gonna do
Can somebody anybody tell me why, heeey
Can somebody anbody tell me why, we die, we die [oh, so wrong]
I don't wanna die [sooo wrong] oh, so wrong, sooo wrong
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lone-ly]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads [so you won't be lonely]
kamelot - wings of despair
sometimes my visions
are distant and vague
down at the base
of the mountain
once in a while I am
weak and afraid
tired and sick of it all
I don't believe
that my story is set
nothing is destined
or blatant
bound to this body
a world full of hate
no one will heed if I fall
no one can see it
but you know that it's there
guiding the steps of your soul
holding the truth
in the cross that you bear
die with a heart that is bold
fly on the wings of despair
no one is holding you back
the call of the wild is internal
conquer the silence you fear
tomorrow will not fade to black
a new day is dawning
remember
no one's controlling your fate
the questions are more
than the answers I know
that doesn't mean you are lonely
searching for more
consecutive goal's
making it worth to go on
no one can see it
but you know that it's there
guiding the steps of your soul
holding the truth
in the cross that you bear
die with a heart that is bold
fly on the wings of despair
no one is holding you back
the call of the wild is internal
conquer the silence you fear
tomorrow will not fade to black
a new day is dawning
remember
no one's controlling your fate
you, and you alone
is forging the path
leave your sorrows with the past
never believe
that the story is set
nothing is destined
or blatant
bound to this body
a world full of hate
no one will heed if you fall
sometimes my visions
are distant and vague
down at the base
of the mountain
once in a while I am
weak and afraid
tired and sick of it all
I don't believe
that my story is set
nothing is destined
or blatant
bound to this body
a world full of hate
no one will heed if I fall
no one can see it
but you know that it's there
guiding the steps of your soul
holding the truth
in the cross that you bear
die with a heart that is bold
fly on the wings of despair
no one is holding you back
the call of the wild is internal
conquer the silence you fear
tomorrow will not fade to black
a new day is dawning
remember
no one's controlling your fate
the questions are more
than the answers I know
that doesn't mean you are lonely
searching for more
consecutive goal's
making it worth to go on
no one can see it
but you know that it's there
guiding the steps of your soul
holding the truth
in the cross that you bear
die with a heart that is bold
fly on the wings of despair
no one is holding you back
the call of the wild is internal
conquer the silence you fear
tomorrow will not fade to black
a new day is dawning
remember
no one's controlling your fate
you, and you alone
is forging the path
leave your sorrows with the past
never believe
that the story is set
nothing is destined
or blatant
bound to this body
a world full of hate
no one will heed if you fall