WOW! oh no... i think i wanna go vjc too! sheesh... the environment's real cool! and not to mention, there's this... *siHuAn! wiNk wiNk* but i just took 2hrs to get home! what the hell... still maybe the mrt would be faster... MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM..... or rjc?!?!?!?!

Fastest

The CEO told the applicants that he would call each of
them in one at a time fora final interview the next
day and that he would ask each one of them the same
question. Whoever answered the question the best would
be the one hired.

All applicants agreed that this was fair.

The next day... the first applicant called in was from
Harvard. The CEO posed the question "What is the
fastest thing in the world?"
The young man thought for a moment and replied. "That
would have to be a thought."
"Why do you say that?" asked the CEO.
"Well... a thought takes no time at all it is in your
mind in an instant then go ne again" said the Harvard
graduate.
"Ahh... very good. Thank you," replied the CEO.

Next the same question was posed to the young man from
Yale, "What is the fastest thing in the world?"
The young man paused and replied, "That would have to
be a blink." "Why?" asked the CEO.
"Because you don't even think about a blink... it's
just a reflex. You do it in an instant," said the
candidate. The CEO thanked him then called in the next
person.

The young man from MIT was asked the same question,
"What is the fastest thing in the world?"
After hesitating for a brief moment he replied, "I
would have to say electricity ."
"Why?" inquired the CEO. "Because a man can flip a
switch and immediately 3 miles away a light will go on
," replied the young man from MIT. "I see very good"
replied the CEO.

Finally, the young man from University Malaya was
called in. He too was asked, " What is the fastest
thing in the world?"
"That's easy," he replied. "That would have to be lao
sai (diarrhoea)!" Rather stunned the CEO asked, "Why
do you say that?"
"Well, last night after dinner I way lying in my bed
and got the worst stomach cramps and before I could
THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it all came out!"
replied the applicant from University Malaya.

He got the job!!

-~Which SUNSET are you? (v.2)~-
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You are not a sunset. You can't remember the last time you saw the sun. The sun is evil. You relate with the moon on a deeply profound level. That, or you're just a text-book hermit. You're self concious- but you needn't be. You are actually strikingly attractive. You would never even want to be a sunset anyway, and you don't know why you took this test in the first place. Sunsets might be overrated, but at least you can feel good by the fact that you're constant. A sunset is so flippant and noncommital. You are an individual, and proud of it


-~Which SUNSET are you? (v.2)~-
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You are the beautiful, dramatic sunset. Your energy dazzles those close to you. Your intensity is contageous, but when your sun finally sets, you know how to relax--not many people can boast of such a feat! You know how to have a reeeally good time. Try to not be narcisstic, but learn to love yourself. Don't be embarrased to be cheesy. You're creative and sometimes loud (even though you don't really think so). Remember to follow your heart, but always listen to those you trust for advice.

interesting... i got two different results from taking it twice

Angel Cage
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cos i love video games...

a which emotion are you quiz
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A different quiz, what strange type of person are you?
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damn vulgar. korn.

Punk Or Poser
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jap oral really sucks. it's gotta be the worst oral i've ever had. i so hope that they could take my prelims result! damn... oh well, at least it's the last oral i'm ever gonna have. if i don't fail hcl and stop taking jap...

dashboard confessional - living in your letters (all his songs are slow and pretty unique, though they have almost the same tunes)

I'm always assuming the worst, but you're going on none the less and there's nothing to cusion your heart led fall.
Letters from further away keep pulling me close to home. And there's something to cushion my callous sighs.
And I know that you hope for longer good-byes embracing for forever and falling in your eyes.

Pouring over photographs. I'm living in your letters.
Breathe deeply from this envelope it smells like you and I can't be without that scent.
It's filling me with all you mean to me.

Continually failing these trials but you stand by me nonetheless and you won't let me sink though I'm beggin you.
Phone calls from further away and messages on my machine, but I don't ever tell you this distance seems terrible.
There is no need to test my heart, with useless space.
These roads go on forever and so do you and I.

So I'll hit the pavement it's gotta be better than waiting and pushing you far away cause I'm scared.
So I'll take my chances and head on my way up there.
Cause turning to you is like falling in love when you're ten.

i'm supposed to go for physics and chemistry remedial (yeah, soul-splitting to get to two places at once) today. do social studies, history, chemistry and physics today. then i'm supposed to study biology cos there's a mock tomorrow. then there's o-level jap oral tomorrow. but you know what? i've done practically none of the above.

simple plan - i won't be there (~~~nice song~~~)

I don't want to make this harder than I have to
This is how it has to be
There's so many things I want to say
But you just don't listen to me

I don't wanna hurt you
You don't want to hurt me
I can't stand you
And you can't stand me
We can't rearrange you can never change me
Say goodbye
Nothing I say can change your mind because

I can't stay
Tomorrow I'll be on my way
So don't expect to find me sleeping in my bed
'Cuz when you wake up
I won't be there

Everything I say you find a way to make it
Sound like I was born just yesterday
And everything you taught me doesn't mean a thing
so I'm going my way

This is the last night that I spend at home
And it won't take too long for you to notice
Won't take long for you to find out that I'm gone

homework flood ah... just looking at the stack is enough for me to not touch any of them... what's the point if you can't even finish one paper and you are supposed to do the rest??

finch - ender (a very powerful slow song)

Here I am beside myself again
I'm torn apart by words that you said
And although I know we're falling apart
Where do you run to so far away

And here we are to sing you a song
And there you are asleep against the window pane
Just like always

Said you like to hear the rain sometimes
And all I can do is tell you the truth
Know my eyes will tell you the same

And here we are to sing you a song
And there you are asleep again
And here we are to sing you a song
And there you are asleep again

We grasp our hands, together we feel,
We are one result
We grasp our hands, together we feel,
We are one result
We grasp our hands, together we feel,
We are one result
We grasp our hands, together we feel,
We are one result

ultimate fakebook - a million hearts

It's insane - don't know why I came
Guess just to see you here
But from far away,
all I see is him and I just move on
this is crazy...
"No date for the prom?" you say
as we both finally meet
Then your smile fades,
and I see in your eyes that it's all no fun
Then you turn back to him
as the prom theme song comes on...

[Chorus]
I'm still in love, but I'm one of a million hearts
you'll someday break
Close my eyes, but still I won't give up,
still I won't give up...no way

I'll wait, in this dancefloor haze
and suffer this silly suit just for one more gaze
And I'm sneakin' around like a fool - so dumb
On a Saturday night, man, is this what I've become?
[Chorus]

And I know that I still don't believe it's true
But I can't let you go and I don't know what to do

[Chorus]

What Flavor Snapple Are You?

I'm Hello Kitty Water Fairy! made by: Jen

I'm Mutsumi!
Sweet & kind.

You don't mind going the distance for friends &

you often times have to comfort them.

Though you can be known to cause mischief,

it's never through your own means.

Smart and homely, you have many admirers!

I'm Angelic Cute!! made by Jen

� What's your Inner Goddess Color?? �Jen