Sunday, March 27, 2005

The Top Threes

1> > top three most visited websites :
hotmail . yahoo auctions . blog .

2> > top three favourite songs right now :
life in mono . eyes on me . ? .

3> > top three favourite food :
egg . baus . ? .

4> > top three favourite drink :
milk . aloe vera . ? .

5> > top three outdoor activities :
shopping . shopping . shopping .

6> > top three indoor activities :
crafts . gaming . surfing net .

7> > top three accessories (that you own) :
butterfly anklet . ring . heart bracelet .

8> > top three major expenses :
clothes . shoes . traveling .

9> > top three most important people
famiLy . squaLL . darLing

10> > top three favourite hangout place:
orchard . bugis . toa payoh .

11> > top three things you do everyday :
eat . daydream . sms .

12> > top three favourite colours :
white . black . silver .
Story of Love

Once upon a time there was an island where all
the feelings lived; happiness, sadness,
knowledge, and all the others, including love.

One day it was announced to all of the
feelings that the island was going to sink to the
bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared
their boats to leave.

Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to
preserve the island paradise until the last possible
totally under, love decided it was time to

She began looking for someone to ask for help.
Just then Richness was passing by in a grand
boat. Love asked, "Richness, Can I come with you
on your boat?"

Richness answered, "I'm sorry, but there is a
lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would
be no room for you anywhere."

Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who
was passing in a beautiful vessel. Love cried
out, "Vanity, help me please." "I can't help you",
Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my
beautiful boat."

Next, Love saw Sadness passing. Love
said, "Sadness, please let me go with you."
Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry but I just
need to be alone now."

Then, Love saw Happiness. love cried
out, "Happiness, please take me with you."
But Happiness was so over overjoyed that he
didn't hear Love calling to him.

Love began to cry. Then she heard a voice say,
"Come Love, I will take you with me." It was an
elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that
she forgot to ask the elder his name. When
they arrived on land the elder went on his way.
Love realized how much she owed the elder.

Love then found Knowledge and asked. "It was
Time", Knowledge answered. "But why did Time
help me when no one else would?", Love asked.
Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and
sincerity, answered, "Because only Time is
capable of understanding how great Love is."
what do you want?
stare, dazed.
distracted, lost.
trailed off, senseless.
just stab me.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

When Times Are Bad...

A NUS graduate found himself difficult to get a job here. He finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo.

"What to do? It's better to work like this than earning nothing...", mumbling to himself.

So since that day, the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He has to wear monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He has to climb trees too and jump from one to another to attract visitors. The zoo has since then enjoyed tremendous business due to the increase in visitors. Even SM Lee wanted to see the super 'smart' monkey in the world.

Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees. He fell down into a crocodile pool!

"Oh my God....I'm dying... now" he thought, as a hungry looking crocodile swam steadily towards his direction.

In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice,

"Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU".