I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.


* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."


* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.


*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.


*she tried to drown a fish.


*she thought a quarterback was a refund.


*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.


*she tripped over a cordless phone.


*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


*she studied for a blood test.


*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.


*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.


*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.


*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home