Upgrading System

Dear Tech Support:


Last year I upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBAND 1.0 and noticed a slowing in the overall performance, particularly in the FLOWER and JEWELRY
applications that had operated flawlessly under BOYFRIEND 5.0.

In addition, HUSBAND 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as
ROMANCE 9.5 and PERSONAL ATTENTION 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NHL 3.0. Now CONVERSATION 8.0 no longer runs, and HOUSE
CLEANING 2.6 always crashes the system. I've tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?


Sincerely,
Desperate in Detroit



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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

Keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was designed as an entertainment package.
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download TEARS 6.2 before installing GUILT 3.0. If all works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should again automatically run the applications: JEWELRY
2.0 and FLOWERS 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause HUSBAND 1.0 to default
to GRUMPY SILENCE 2.5; HAPPY HOUR 7.0 or BEER 6.1. Incidentally, BEER 6.1 is a
very bad program as it automatically creates an upgraded SNORING LOUDLY file.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install MOTHER-IN-LAW 1.0 or re-install another
BOYFRIEND program. These are not supported applications and will crash HUSBAND 1.0.

In summary, HUSBAND 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

additional software to improve memory and hard drive performance. I

personally recommend HOT FOOD 3.0 and LINGERIE 6.9.


Good Luck,

Tech Support