What did God say after he made Adam?
"I can do better than that." so he made Eve.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth.
*POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!
How can you tell if a man is happy?
How can you tell if a man is sexually active?
Q: Do you know the real reason Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't stop and ask for directions.
What is the difference between government bonds and men?
Government bonds mature.
What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack.
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.