Dumb Men

What did God say after he made Adam?



"I can do better than that." so he made Eve.



What do you call a man with half a brain?



Gifted



Why are blonde jokes so short?


So men can remember them.




A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth.



*POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!



How can you tell if a man is happy?



Who cares!!!

How can you tell if a man is sexually active?




He's breathing!

Q: Do you know the real reason Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years?



A: Because even back then men wouldn't stop and ask for directions.


What is the difference between government bonds and men?


Government bonds mature.


What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?



A hot dog and a six-pack.


How are men like noodles?



They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.