Wednesday, September 18, 2002

Dumb Men

What did God say after he made Adam?

"I can do better than that." so he made Eve.

What do you call a man with half a brain?


Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth.

*POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!

How can you tell if a man is happy?

Who cares!!!

How can you tell if a man is sexually active?

He's breathing!

Q: Do you know the real reason Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years?

A: Because even back then men wouldn't stop and ask for directions.

What is the difference between government bonds and men?

Government bonds mature.

What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?

A hot dog and a six-pack.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

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