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Really crap job.
No experience necessary:
The mother of all crap jobs.
Crap job with a title.
Ground floor opportunity:
Crap job with a company that will file bankruptcy within a year.
Employees get to wear jeans every other Friday.
Must deal with dangerously territorial co-workers with rabid
Must neither threaten us with any kind of lawsuit nor use the drug & alcohol rehab benefit within the first year.
Word processing skills essential:
There's a crippling case of carpal tunnel syndrome in your
Professional appearance important:
$20K/yr job that requires a $100K/yr wardrobe